Mera naam Sonu hai aur ye meri peheli kahani hai, meri family me 3 log hai main Ammi aur mera Abbu.
Ye kahani meri Ammi aur humare colony ke Guard ke bich hue pyare ki hai.
Mere Abbu Qatar me job karte hai, Abbu ki umar 45 saal hai aur Ammi ki umar 40 saal hai. Meri umar 19 saal hai aur Abbu ke ghar se door hone ki wajah se Ammi humesha pyasi rehti hai.
Unhe colony ka har admi chodna chahta hai. Jab wo market me jati hai toh raste me log unhe ghurate rhete hai.
Unhi me humari colony ka guard bhi hai, jo Ammi ko chodna chata hai. Uska naam Laalchand hai, aur uski umar karib 40 saal hai. Wo lamba aur tagda body wala hai.
Ek din subah doodh wala doodh dene nhi aaya, toh Ammi market se doodh lene ja rhi thi.
Tabhi wo guard Ammi se bola – Behen aap market ja rhi ho kya?
Ammi – Ji haan aaj doodh wala nhi aaya hai, toh main doodh lene ja rhi hun.
Lal chand – Ok behen ji mera bhi doodh lete aana.
Ammi – Ji thik hai.
Jab Ammi doodh le kar wapis aayi aur use wo dene lagi toh wo bola – Aayie behen ji paise le lijiye aur chaye pi lijiye.
Ammi – Nhi ji bad me de dijiyega.
Laal chand – Chaye toh pi lijiye peheli baar aap mere yahan aayi hai, toh main aapko aise nhi jane dunga.
Ammi – Ok bhai shabh.
Uske baad guard chaye bana kar laya, aur Ammi aur guard dono chaye pine lag gye.
Chaye pite time guard Ammi ko ghure ja rha tha, wo Ammi ke boobs ko lalachayi ankhon se dekh rha tha.
Jab Ammi uski taraf dekhti thi, toh wo apni najar whan se hata leta tha. Tab Ammi ko kuch shak hua ki wo mujhe ghur rha hai. Uske baad Ammi aur wo 5 minute tak baat karte rahe, aur fir Ammi boli.
Ammi – Bhai shab aapki wife aur bache nhi dikh rhe hai?
Laal chand – Meri wife gaon me 15 din ke liye gyi hui hai.
Ammi – Ok ji apne mujhe chaye pilayi uske liye aapka thank you, ab main chalti hun.
Laal chand – Thik hai ab toh aap aate hi rehna, acha aapke husband yahan nhi rehte toh aapko dar nhi lagta?
Ammi – Nhi sabhi log toh rehte hai colony me toh dar kisska?
Laal chand – Haan bhabhi ji.
Uske baad Ammi whan se ghar wapis aa gyi, jab main so kar utha aur bahar aaya toh Ammi pata nhi kyo mujhe kafi khush lag rhi thi.
Ammi – Beta uthe gye, chalo fresh ho jao.
Main – Ok.
Fir mummy kitchen me kaam karne lag gyi, main nahate time soch rha tha ki Ammi itna khush kyo hai? Kyoki pehle toh wo itna khush nhi rehti thi.
Uske baad Ammi bhi nahayi aur uske baad wo taiyar ho kar dono ke liye nashta le kar aayi. Fir main breakfast karke college me chala gya.
Main B.A 1st year me hun, mere jane ke baad Ammi apni friend Zarina se milne chali gyi. Wo humari hi colony me rehti hai, Ammi aur unki friend baaten kar rhi thi.
Zarina – Sharya aaj tu guard ke room se subah aa rhi thi, kya kaam gyi thi whan?
Ammi – Wo aaj doodh wala nhi aaya tha, main apne liye market se doodh lene ja rhi thi. Toh usne mujhe apna bhi doodh lane ke liye bola tha, toh main use hi dene gyi thi.
Zarina – Dhayan se kahin doodh late hue tum use apna doodh mat de dena.
Ammi muskura kar boli – Nhi Zarina wo acha insaan hai, main uske bare me aisa soch bhi nhi skati hun.
Aunty – Tu nhi soch skati naa, par wo toh soch skata hai. Wese bhi tera husband 2 saal se ghar nhi aaya hai, toh tera dil toh karta hi hoga naa?
Ammi – Tu ye bakwass band kar.
Ab wo dono hasne lag gyi, aur uske baad Ammi apne ghar wapis aa gyi. Fir wo lunch karke so gyi, jab main college se wapis aaya aur maine apni wali key se door khol liya.
Maine ander dekha toh Ammi so rhi thi, toh main khud lunch kar liya. Uske baad main bhi aram se so gya, shaam ko main utha toh Ammi bhi so kar uth gyi, aur wo apne kitchen ke kaam me busy ho gyi.
Main bahar dosto ke sath ghume chala gya, aur jab main wapis aaya toh Ammi kuch khane ka saman pack karke bahar aa rhi thi.
Main – Ye kay hai Ammi?
Ammi – Colony ka guard hai naa uske liye ye khana hai.
Main – Lao main de aata hun.
Ammi – Jo tum de aayo, aur keh dena ki Ammi ne bheja hai.
Main – Ok Ammi wese aaj pehli baar ye khana kyo bhej rhi ho aap?
Ammi – Uski wife gaon me 15 din ke liye gyi hai naa, isliye tab tak hum uncle ko khana de sakte hai.
Main – Ok Ammi ye toh kafi achi baat hai.
Uske baad main unhe khana dene gya toh uncle ne pehle mana kar diya. Par jab maine ye btaya ki ye Ammi ne sirf aapke liye khud bana kar bheja hai, toh unhone use le liya.
Main – Uncle aap 15 din tak jab aapke pass time ho, tab aap time nikal kar humare ghar khana khane aa skate ho.
Uncle – Thik hai.
Uske baad main uske room se wapis aa rha tha, aur maine raste me socha ki aisi kya baat hui ki Ammi use 15 din khana khilayegi. Uske baad main ghar pahucha toh Ammi boli.
Ammi – Kya hua uncle ne khana liya ya nhi?
Main – Haan Ammi uncle ne khana le liya hai, aur maine unhe bol diya hai ki aap 15 din tak yahan khana kha sakte ho jab tak aapki family wapis nhi aati.
Ammi – Toh unhone kya bola?
Main – Ammi wo aane ke liye maan gye.
Uske baad Ammi bahot khush hui, aur hum dono ne dinner kiya aur uske baad hum so gye. Subah 7:30 baje Ammi mujhe boli – Utha ja beta aur ja kar uncle ko chaye de kar aa.
Main – Abhi mujhe nind aa rhi hai, aap ja kar de kar aayie naa.
Ammi – Ok.
Fir Ammi unhe chaye dene gyi, aur chaye de kar wo raat wala tiffin le kar 10 minute me hi wapis aa gyi. Fir main utha aur tyair ho kar nashta kar college ke liye nikal gya.
Uske baad mummy fir se apni friend Zarina aunty ke ghar chali gyi.
Aunty – Aayo Sharya kisi ho?
Ammi – Thik hun Zarina tum bato.
Aunty – Main bhi thik hun, tu fir aaj guard ke room par kyo gyi thi?
Ammi – Tu yaar bahot shak karti hai, uski wife gaon gyi hui hai. Isliye main use chaye dene gyi thi.
Aunty – Kal tu doodh dene gyi thi aur aaj chaye dene gyi thi kya baat hai? Baba daan pun ka kaam kar rhi hai.
Ammi – Aisi koi baat nhi hai, uski wife nhi hai toh main socha ki main uski help kar deti hun.
Aunty ab majak me boli – Uski wife nhi hai toh tu 15 din ke liye uski wife ban ja, aur wo teri help kar dega.
Ammi ab gusse me boli – Tu bahot gandi hai Zarina tujhe kisi ka dar nhi hai lagta.
Aunty – Tum subah subah uske room me ja rhi ho, tumhe dar nhi lag rha hai toh mujhe kyo lagega Shayra.
Ammi – Par aisa kuch nhi hai.
Fir jab dopher me main uncle ka lund le kar gya toh wo bole – Beta tum kese ho?
Uncle – Acha hun beta, aur tumhari Ammi nhi aayi kahin gyi hui hai kya?
Main – Nhi uncle ji Ammi ghar par hi hai.
Uncle – Thik hai beta.
Fir main ghar aa gya, aur shaam ko Ammi boli – Beta jao uncle ko dinner de aayo.
Main – Nhi Ammi ab aap chale jao, mera sir dard ho rha hai.
Ammi – Thik hai beta main ja rhi hun, tum gate band kar lo.
Fir mummy pure 15 minute me hi wapis aa gyi. Fir hum dono ne sath me dinner kiya aur Ammi bahot khush lag rhi thi.
Uske dusre din jab Ammi Zarina aunty ke ghar gyi toh aunty boli – Shayra ab toh khush ho naa?
Ammi – Kyo?
Aunty – Are guard ki sewa karke.
Ammi – Han wo toh main bahot khush hun.
Aunty – Acha raat kyo gyi thi tum?
Ammi – Wo main unhe dinner dene gyi thi.
Aunty – Wo toh Sonu bhi de skata tha.
Ammi – Are uske sir me dard tha.
Aunty – Acha very good aur bta guard tumhe kesa lagta hai?
Ammi – Ye kesa behuda sawal kar rhi ho tum Zarina?
Aunty – Aise hi.
Ammi – Acha admi hai.
Aunty – Wo toh mujhe bhi pata hai wo acha admi hai.
Dosto ab agle part me aapko aur jyada maja aane wala hai, kyoki next part me meri Ammi ko wo gurad chodne wala hai.