Shoksabha se hambistar-3

Tab Rahul zips band karte hua mere pas aake bike pe beth gaya aur start kia. Tab tak mai dhire dhire has rahi thi.

Rahul : bethiye bhabhi ji, par yeah sahi nahi kia aapne.

Phir main beth gayi bike pe aur hum jane lage.

Main : kya hua?

Rahul : ab jyada bholi mat baniye aap to pehle. Apne to mera lund hi dekh liya. Ab main sabko kaise muh dekhaunga. Mere izzat to aapne dekh liya.

Main : kyu tum ladki ho kya? Pehle to bahat bade bade baat kar rahe the ki hum ladke hai kuch bhi kar sakte hai. Ab kaha gaya woh?

Ab Rahul chup ho gaye.

Main : aur kitna time lagega. Badal chhagai hai, lagta hai barish hogi.

Utne mai woh phir ek paan ki shop pe bike rakha.

Main : ab kya hua?

Rahul : utro, cigrate pina hai mujhe.

Phir main utar gayi. Woh cigrate lene gaya aur main waha khadi hoke woh bache ka diya hua chocolate khane lagi.

Rahul : kya bacho ki tarah chocolate kha rahi ho?

Main : meri favourite hai.

Tab woh shopkeeper : kya bhaiya aap bhi bhabhi ko 10 ka dairymilk de rahe ho bache ki tarah. Patni hai aapki, thoda to socho.

Uske muhe se yeh sunke main ruk gayi aur Rahul ki aur dekhne lagi. Rahul bhi mujhe dekh ke muskurane laga.

Rahul : achha phir do jo koi bhi bada wala ho iska. Aur ek cigrate bhi dena.

Phir shopkeeper ne do dairymilk ke bada pack dia aur haste hua Rahul ke hath mai kuch dia to Rahul bhi haste hua use sidha apne pocket mai dal dia. Cigrate to nahi tha kyu kids cigrate to shopkeeper ne baad mai diya, par kya hi hogi main bhi jyada mat sochi.

Rahul : pakdo isse (chocolate dete hua).

Main : nahi main nahi le sakti yeh.

Shopkeeper : are bhabhi ab aap kyu itne nakhre dekha rahe hain, le lijia na. Bhaiya ko pata nahi tha ki patni ko kese chocolate dena hai. Ab jaan gayi hai woh. Aaj se roj aapko chocolate denge.

Main shock hoke shopkeeper ko dekh hi rahi thi.

Rahul : rakhlo miss Manisha ji. Paise nahi maang rahe aapse, bas pyar se de rahe (Haste hua).

Phir main Rahul se chocolate le li. Rahul ab cigrate jalane laga.

Main : are jaldi karo na, lagti hai tez barish hogi.

Shopkeeper : bhaiya ji, woh idhar cigrate nahi pie sakte aap. Pichhe aajaia.

Rahul : nahi, chala hi jata hun idhar se main. Betho manisha bhabhi . Thodi aage chalte hai.

Rahul ki muh se bhabhi sun ke shopkeeper to heran hi reh gaya. Woh sirf mijhe hi tajjub se dekh raha tha.

Main bike pe beth gayi. Hum nikle waha se. Thodi aage jake side pe hum phir ruke. Woh cigrate pie ne laga.

Rahul : sale khud to bechte hai par peene nahi dete unke paas.

Utne mai rode side pe bethi hui ek budhi aurat aai paisa mangne kelia. To main use 10 rupaye de di.

Budhi aurat : tum dono sada khus raho beti. Tum dono ki jodi hamesa salamat rahe.

Tab Rahul ne 200 rupaye aur diya us budhi aurat ko.

Rahul : amma, aur 2-3 ashirvad do na hame.

Budhi aurat : tum yugal ko kisi ki nazar na lage. Tumhe koi juda na kar sake. Tum dono ka dampatya jeevan khoob aanand se bite. Iski pet se tumhara ek sundar sa bacha ho.

Rahul bahat khus ho gaya. Main to hairan thi ki woh budhi aurat kya samjh kar kya hi bol gayi.

Utne mai dhimi dhimi barish suru ho gayi.

Main : Rahul, chalo chalte hai. Kahi barish tez na ho.

Rahul : maaji, dhanyabaad.

Budhi aurat : jao beta tum jaa sakte ho.

Rahul : manisha, tum dono taraf per karke betho.

Main : achha thik hain. Beth rahi hun.

Phir main dono aur per rakh ke beth gayi. Woh gadi tez chalane laga to main chipak ke beth gayi use pakad ke. Ab meri dono stan uske peth pe ek dum daab gayi the. Dhimi dhimi barish ho raha tha aur phir hum baaten karne lage.

Rahul : aaj main bahat khus hun.

Main : tumhari harkaton se pata chalta hai.

Rahul : us budhi aurat ki ashirvaad to main hamesha yaad rakhunga.

Main : woh ashirvaad mujhe aur meri pati ko di.

Rahul : achha woh kese ?

Main : main aur meri pati hamesha khus rahe ,hamari jodi salamat rahe, hame kisiki nazar na lage, hame koi aalag na kar sale, hum couple ki life aaram se bite ase boli.

Rahul : oh asi baat hai kya. Main socha ki tumhe aur mujhe hum dono bo boli pati patni.

Main : chup.

Rahul : last wala to tum bhul gayi. Iski pet so tumhara ek sudar bacha ho. Iska matlab samjhe na tum.

Main : kya?

Rahul : ki tumhare pet me mera bacha ho yani ki tumhari bache ka baap main banu. Samjhe miss manishaji.

Main : badmash. (bolke 2 thappad uski jangha pe lagai aur gaal pe ek chimti kat di)

Rahul : aah, kya kar rahe ho.

Utne mai tez barish shuru ho gayi.

Main : barish hone lagi, ab kaise jaaye hum.

Rahul : tension mat lo. Yaha paas me hi mera ghar hai waha chalte hai. Bas 4-5 min duri, barish rukne ke baad main chhod dunga tumhe.

Bolte hua woh gadi u turn ghuma li.

Main : wapas kyu jaa rahe ho?

Rahul : are already mere ghar paas karke gaye hai hum. Main to tumhe chhodne ke liye hi jaa raha tha.

Utne me aur jor se barish hone lagi.

Rahul : tum kas ke pakad lo mujhe.

Main us so jor se chipak gayi aur kas ke pakad li. 5 min pe hi hum dono uske ghar pahunch gayi par tab tak hum puri tarah se bheeg chuke the. Hum jaldi jaldi ghar ke aandar jana chahate the. Barish mai geeli hone ke wajah se sab kuch body se chipke hua the. Rahul ne door lock khola to hum dono aandar aagai.

Rahul : mujhe dekh ke hasne lage.

Main : aise has kyu rahe ho ?

Rahul : aise hi, tumhe dekh kar.

Main : kyu main koi cartoon hun ya comedy kar rahi tumhare saamne?

Rahul : mood to serious hai par hasi ko rok nahi pa raha main.

Main : kahi pagal to nahi ho tum?

Rahul : ab tak to thik tha main par ab tumhe dekhne ke baad pagal hi ho gaya hun main.

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Agla part: Shoksabha se hambistar-4