Maa bete ka anokha rishta-3

Fir Deep muh dho kar baahar aata hai. Waise asal me to wo Jassi ke naam ki muth maarne gaya tha. Uske baad wo Hari ko aakar kehta hai-

Deep: Hari yaar, bada tagda haraami nikla tu to. Apni Maa ko dekh kar hi saale tera lund khada ho jaata hai behanchod.

Hari: Paaji wo to aise hi.

Deep: Aise-waise kuch nahi beta. Bata kya soch kar khada kar liya tha apna lund?

Hari: Paaji yaar sach keh raha hu.

Deep: Oye rehne de, mujhse kyu darr raha hai? Mai tere Mama ka ladka hi hu naa.

Hari: Paaji wo to pata hai. Dekhiye achanak hi meri nazar Maa ki bund (gaand) par padi aur Mai bas dekhta hi reh gaya usko. Yaar kya mast bund hai Maa ki

Deep: Haa wo to hai yaar.

Hari: Haa Paaji, agar wo meri Maa naa hoti, to kab ka chod daalta usko Mai.

Deep : Arre beta, bada haraami hai tu saale.

Hari: Paaji kya karu, maal hi aisa hai behanchod.

Deep: Haa wo to hai.

Aur fir kuch der wo dono aise hi baate karte rahe. Fir jab khaana khaane ke liye Jassi ne bulaya, to wo chale gaye.

Jassi: Oh Hari puttar, apne Deep Paaji ko lekar aaja aur roti khaa le.

Hari: Theek hai Maa, aa raha hu.

Aur fir wo dono neeche aa gaye. Fir Jassi jab khaana parosne ke liye jhukti thi, to un dono ki nazar uske boobs par pad jaati aur unke lund khade ho jaate. Ye baat un dono ko aapas ke ishaaro se hi pata chal gayi thi, ki dono ka hi wahi haal tha. Fir khaana khaane ke baad Hira aur Deep upar aa gaye. Tabhi Deep bola-

Deep: Yaar Bhai, bura mat maan-na. Lekin teri Maa chodne laayak hai. Chodna hai usko ek baar khul kar.

Hari: Paaji chodna to Mai bhi chaahta hu. Lekin wo meri Maa hai .

Deep: Arre sach tera Baap to Chandigarh chala gaya hai. Teri Maa ab pyaasi hi rahegi bahut din. To mauka to hai pataane ka saali ko.

Hari: Paaji dekh lo. Panga mat daal lena koi naya.

Deep: Pange ko goli maar. Ab to bas chodna hai saali ko.

Hari: Par kaise ?

Deep: Wo to sochna padega.

Aur fir baato-baato me achanak Deep ka phone baja. Usme mere Mama yaani Deep ke Papa ka phone tha.
Phone par baat karne ke baad Deep Hira ko batata hai-

Deep: Yaar Hari, mujhko wapas apne pind jaana padega behanchod. Papa aur mujhe kuch kaam pad gaya hai. Wo kaam bahut zaroori hai aur mujhe Papa ke saath jaana padega.

Dar-asal aapko ye bata du, ki Deep ki Maa bhi bahut hot hai. Us side ki story ki taraf hum baad me chalenge. Fir Hari bola-

Hari: Lekin Paaji aap to shaam ko hi aaye ho. Abhi se kaam pad gaya?

Deep: Haa, kal sawere mujhe jaana hi padega Bhai

Hari: Acha chalo koi baat nahi. Lekin tusi to keh rahe the, ki Maa ko chodna hai.

Deep: Kya karu, ab to jaana hi padega.

Hari: Chalo good night.

Fir agli subha-subha Deep apni bike par apne pind ke liye nikal gaya.

Jassi: Ye dekho, ye Deep chala bhi gaya.

Hari: Haa Maa.

Fir Hari ne pind me jaa kar doodh deliver kara aur uske baad apne college ke liye nikal pada. College jaa kar pata chala, ki aaj Hari ke sabhi dost to tour par gaye the. Bas Hari hi nahi jaa paaya tha aur wo bhi Maa ke kaaran.

College me Hari bore ho raha tha. Tabhi usko uske Deep Paaji ka message aaya.

Deep: Hello Hari kidda(kaise ho)?

Hari: Badiya Paaji, aap batao aap kaise ho?

Deep: Theek hu yaar. Agar mujhe kaam na padta, to hum dono kuch hi dino ne mil kar teri Maa ko chod daalte.

Hari: Haa Paaji, par aap chale hi gaye.

Deep: Chal koi baat nahi. Meri baat sun. Tu pata le Jassi ko, saali bahut hot hai. Teri life set ho jaayegi.

Hari: Paaji Mai kaise patau usko?

Deep: Behanchod Mai baitha hu teri help ke liye. Tu tension naa le Bhai.

Hari: Acha Paaji, fir mujhe batao, ki kaise patau Mai us maal ko, saali randi ko? Paaji waise ek baat kahu? Mere dimaag me ek baat hai, ki kya Maa shaadi se pehle chudi hogi? Kya uska koi boyfriend hoga?

Deep: Hoga saale. Par teri Maa to shareef hai saali. Lagta nahi, ki hoga. 50% chance hai behanchod.

Hari: Paaji kyu naa aap mujhe pata laga kar do. Kyuki Maa to aapke hi pind ki hai naa.

Deep: Arre haa, sahi baat kar raha hai tu. Samaj gaya Mai teri baat. Tu usko fir blackmail karke chodne ke liye manayega. Saale tu to ek-dum cheez nikla.

Hari: Arre Paaji, aisa kuch nahi hai hahaha.

Deep: Chal chodh ab. Mere paas pind ke Uncle ka number hai. Wo number lele tu. Usko sab pata hai. Uske saath bhi meri pind ki aurato ko chodne ke baare me baate hoti rehti hai aur usne kayi aurato ko bajaya hai.

Lekin saale Deep ko bhi ye nahi pata tha, ki us Uncle ka asli target Deep ki Maa thi. Isiliye hi wo Uncle Deep ke nazdeek aa raha tha. Aur fir Deep Hari ko number bhejta hai. Fir Hari bina kuch der kiye seedhe us Uncle ko message karta hai-

Hari: Hello Harpal Uncle. Mai Hari, Deep Paaji ki Bua ka ladka.

Harpal: Hello Hari, tu wahi hai naa, Jassi ka ladka?

Hari: Haa.

Harpal: Acha tujhe mera number Deep ne diya hoga naa?

Hari: Haa ji.

Harpal mann me sochta hai, ki saala Deep dekho to kaise is bechaare ki Maa ko pataane ke liye mujhe beech me laa raha hai.

Hari: Uncle ji aapse ek baat karni thi. Lekin aap promise karo, ki aap kisi ko kuch nahi bataoge.

Harpal: Acha promise, ki kisi ko nahi bataunga. Tu bindass bol aur mainu apna dost hi samajh.

Hari: Uncle ji, Mai naa apni Maa ko chodna chaahta hu. Par samajh nahi aa raha kaise karu. To maine socha, ki kyu naa saali ki pichli life ki kundali nikaali jaaye. Matlab uske charitra ke baare me pata kiya jaaye behanchod.

Harpal: Behanchod bilkul sahi socha toone. Puttar Mai karunga teri help. Ab sun jo Mai bataane jaa raha hu.

Harpal: Teri Maa sach me bahut sexy aur hot hai. Maine usko kayi saalo se nahi dekha. Par jab wo jawaani me ghooma karti thi, to pind me hum saare ladke uske peeche pade hue the. Aur kayi baar to kuch shararati ladke teri Maa ke bund aur choocho ko daba diya karte the.

Hari: Uncle ji kya baat kar rahe ho tusi?

Uske baad Hari ko class lagaane jaana pada. To Hari ne Uncle ko bye bol diya aur chala gaya.

To be continued…

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Ab next story tak ke liye bye bye.