Is wajah se mere marks kam aate the, aur uske zyada. Aur jab ghar mein aapse zyada marks wala bachha ho, to aapko hamesha daant hi padti rehti hai. Isliye wo mujhe acha nahi lagta hai. Maine usko kitni baar kaha tha ki sports aur health mein bhi dhyan de, lekin wo meri sunta nahi tha. Wo shayad ye nahi jaanta tha, ki life mein sirf padhayi kaam nahi aati.
Uski shaadi ek bahut hi khoobsurat aur gadrayi ladki se hui. Bhabhi ka naam Kiran hai. Unki umar 25 saal hai, aur figure 34-28-36 hai. Rang unka doodh jaisa gora hai. Wo aisi ladki hai, jisko jab tak jam ke na choda jaye, tab tak wo santusht nahi ho sakti. Jab maine bhabhi ko pehli baar dekha, main tabhi samajh gaya tha ki ye ladki mere bhai se sambhali nahi jayegi, aur hua bhi kuch aisa hi.
Shaadi ke kuch din baad un dono mein jhagda hone laga. Mujhe bhabhi irritate hui lagti thi hamesha. Kyunki maine bahut si ladkiyon se relation rakha hai, to main samajh gaya tha bhai unko santusht nahi rakh sakta tha. Fir maine socha kyun na bhabhi ko main santusht kar du.
Waise bhi agar zyada der tak unhe lund nahi milta, to wo baahar muh maar sakti thi. Kyunki wo modern family se hai, aur aisi ladkiyon ke liye satisfaction family se upar hoti hai. Fir ek din maine mauka dekh kar bhabhi se baat shuru ki. Us din ghar par main aur bhabhi hi the, aur doosra koi nahi tha. Bhabhi kitchen mein kuch kaam kar rahi thi, aur unhone saree pehni hui thi. Fir maine unse kaha-
Main: Kaisi ho bhabhi?
Bhabhi: Main theek hu, aap batao devar ji.
Main: Main bhi theek hu bhabhi. Aur kaisi chal rahi hai married life?
Bhabhi: Theek chal rahi hai.
Main: Bas theek chal rahi hai? Fir to mujhe sochna padega.
Bhabhi: Tumhe kya sochna padega?
Main: Mujhe mere shaadi-shuda dost kehte hai ki shaadi karke life mushkil ho jati hai. Wo mujhe shaadi naa karne ki salaah dete hai hamesha. To maine socha ghar mein se experience lu aur decide karu ki shaadi karu ke nahi.
Bhabhi: Oh acha.
Main: To aap batao, ki sirf theek hai ya badhiya hai.
Bhabhi ne vyangya se kaha: Dekho devar ji. Shaadi mein bahut saari cheeze matter karti hai. Sabse pehle aapka partner. Agar aap apne partner satisfied nahi hai, to shaadi ka koi faida nahi hai.
Main: Kya aap apne partner se satisfied hai?
Bhabhi: Ye kis tarah ka sawaal hai?
Main: Kis tarah ka matlab? Simple sa sawaal hai. Kya aap apne partner se satisfied hai?
Bhabhi: Mujhe kaam karne do devar ji. In baaton ke liye mere paas time nahi hai.
Ye bol kar bhabhi doosri taraf jaane lagi. Maine tabhi bhabhi kaha hath pakda, aur unko rok liya. Unhone gusse se meri taraf dekha aur boli-
Bhabhi: Devar ji, ye kya badtameezi hai?
Main: Bina jawab diye jana bhi badtameezi hoti hai bhabhi. Aap jawab do, fir jaha jana hai chali jao.
Bhabhi: Mujhe koi jawab nahi dena.
Wo mujhse hath chhudhwane ki koshish kar rahi thi, lekin meri mazboot pakad se chhudhwa nahi paa rahi thi. Fir wo boli-
Bhabhi: Tum mera hath chhodh rahe ho ya nahi?
Main: Nahi, pehle jawab do. Jab tak jawab nahi milega, ye hath nahi chootega.
Fir maine unko kheench kar apni baahon mein bhar liya, aur ab hum dono ke face ek-doosre ke bilkul paas the. Hamari saanse aapas mein takra rahi thi. Fir maine unse kaha-
Main: Bhabhi ye asli mard ka hath hai. Jo marzi kar lo, ye hath nahi chootega. Aur aap sach kyun nahi bol rahi ho? Main jaanta hu apne bhai ko ache se. Shuru se hi kitaabi keeda raha hai wo. Aurat ko asli sukh dene ka zor nahi hai usme. Agar aap chaaho to main wo sukh aapko de sakta hu. Agar problem ka solution ghar mein hi mil gaya, to aap khush rahengi. Soch kar bata dena.
Ye bol kar maine bhabhi ka hath chhodh diya. Bhabhi apni mudi kalayi ko malne lag gayi, aur meri taraf gusse se dekh rahi thi. Aisa lag raha tha jaise wo koi bhookhi sherni ho, aur mujhe khaa jayegi. Fir main bhabhi ko aankh maar kar apne kamre mein chala gaya.
Ab mujhe bhabhi ke jawab ka intezaar tha. Mujhe yakeen tha ki wo haa mein hi jawab dengi. Fir main kuch der apne mobile par time pass karta raha. Thodi der baad bhabhi ne mere kamre ka darwaza khatkhataya. Main jaanta tha ki unhone hi darwaza knock kiya tha. Lekin fir bhi maine unse poocha tha. Fir baahar se unka jawab aaya-
Bhabhi: Ghar mein sirf hum dono hi hai, to mere alawa kon ho sakta hai.
Fir maine haste hue bola: Ji aa jayiye.
Fir wo andar aayi. Unke face par abhi bhi gussa tha. Lekin main unko dekh kar smile kar raha tha. Fir maine unko smile karte hue poocha-
Main: Bhabhi aap har waqt itna gusse mein kyun rehti ho. Kabhi pyar se bhi raha kijiye. Itne khoobsurat chehre par gussa acha lagta hai, lekin smile aur bhi zyada achi lagegi. Chaliye boliye aap kya bolne aayi ho.
Bhabhi ne mujhe kya bola? Aur fir aage kya hua? Ye sab aapko kahani ke agle part mein pata chalega. Agar aapko kahani padh kar maza aaya ho, to isko apne doston ke sath bhi share kare. Kahani padhne ke liye aapka dhanyawad.
Agla bhaag padhe:- Kamzor bhai se kuch nahi sambhla-2 (Last part)