Taarak mehta ka ooltah chashmah-58

Jab Champak Lal ne baahar jaake darwaza khola, to Jetha Lal baahar khada tha. Fir Champak Lal ne Jetha se poocha-

Champak Lal: Tu is waqt yaha kya kar raha hai? Koi kaam tha?

Fir Jetha Lal ne jawaab diya: Babu ji, Mai ek cheque book ghar par bhool gaya tha. Wahi lene aaya hu.

Champak Lal ko Jetha ke ghar aane ka gussa to bahut tha, lekin wo kuch bol nahi sakta tha. Fir Champak Lal ne apne gusse ko kaabu kiya aur bola-

Champak Lal: Theek hai, le jaa.

Fir Jetha Lal ghar ke andar aa gaya aur Champak Lal ne socha, ki abhi uska kuch bhi nahi ho sakta aur ab jo hoga, wo Jetha Lal ke jaane ke baad hi hoga. Fir Champak Lal ne Jetha ko bola-

Champak Lal: Mai zara baahar jaa raha hu, kuch kaam hai.

Tabhi Jetha Lal ne poocha: Daya kaha par hai?

To Champak Lal ne bataya: Wo kisi kaam se baahar gayi hai.

Fir Jetha Lal Ok bol kar andar chala gaya aur Champak Lal baahar chala gaya.

Jetha Lal jab andar gaya to usne dekha, ki Sukhi pocha laga rahi thi aur Sukhi ko dekhte hi Jetha Lal ka lund khada ho gaya. Fir Jetha Lal Sukhi ko bola-

Jetha Lal: Kya baat hai, aaj to bade mote-mote lag rahe hai tere.

Is baat par Sukhi ko hassi aa gayi aur Sukhi ne kaha-

Sukhi: Ab aapke haath lagte hai naa inko, to apne aap bade ho rahe hai. Kam masla karo inko.

Fir Jetha Lal ne kaha: Acha ye baat hai kya?

Aur ye bol kar Jetha Lal Sukhi ke paas gaya aur Sukhi ko khada kar diya. Fir usne Sukhi ke boobs ko masalna shuru kar diya aur Sukhi ko bhi maza aa raha tha, kyuki Jetha Lal ab Sukhi ki jaan ban gaya tha. Fir Sukhi ne Jetha Lal ko bola-

Sukhi: Seth ji, abhi to aap bol rahe the ki mere boobs bade ho rahe hai aur aapne inko aur bada karne wala kaam shuru kar diya.

Fir Jetha Lal ne haste hue kaha: Tere chooche bade honge, tabhi to maza aayega. Lekin teri bra kaha hai?

Sukhi ne socha nahi tha, ki Jetha Lal uski bra ke baare me poochega. Fir usne jawaab diya-

Sukhi: Ab Mai kya batau, maine aaj bra daali to thi. Lekin fir jab Mai yaha par aayi, to mujhe bra kaafi tight lag rahi thi. Fir Mai usko baar-baar theek kar rahi thi aur isi wajah se meri bra fat gayi. Ye dekho, ab Maine isko pocha bana liya hai.

Sukhi ki ye baat sun kar Jetha Lal ne neeche dekha, to usko Sukhi ki haath me uski bra dikhayi di, jo ab pocha ban chuki thi. Ye dekh kar Jetha Lal ko hassi aa gayi. Fir Jetha ne Sukhi ko dhakka dekar usko bed par gira diya aur uske upar chadh kar uske hontho ko choosne lag gaya.

Aaj Jetha Lal ko khoob maza karne ka dil kar raha tha aur isliye usne socha, ki aaj wo Sukhi ki baja kar hi dukaan par wapas jaayega. Ab wo maze se Sukhi ke hontho ka rass pene lag gaya aur Sukhi bhi poore maze se Jetha Lal ko apne honth chuswa rahi thi.

Tabhi ek-dum se Jetha Lal ka phone bajne lag gaya. Fir Jetha Lal ne jaldi se Sukhi ke hontho ko chodha aur fir khada ho gaya. Sukhi bhi Jetha Lal ke saath hi khadi ho gayi. Fir Jetha Lal aur Sukhi firse ek-doosre ke honth choosne lage.

Sukhi ke hontho ko choosne ke baad, jab Jetha Lal ne phone dekha, to wo Natu Kaka ka phone tha. Fir Jetha Lal ne phone uthaya aur kaha-

Jetha Lal: Hlo.

Natu Kaka: Hello Seth ji, Natwarlal Prabhashankar Undhaiwala speaking.

Tabhi Jetha Lal ko gussa aa gaya, ki Natu Kaka apna naam kyu bata raha tha. Fir Jetha Lal bola-

Jetha Lal: Natu Kaka mujhe pata hai, ki ye aap ho. Kya kaam hai aapko aur aaj dukaan par kyu nahi aaye.

To Natu Kaka ne kaha: Seth ji ab aap hi batao, ki Mai kis baat ka jawaab pehle du. Maine aapko phone kyu kiya, iska? Ye Mai aaj dukaan par kyu nahi aaya, iska?

Tabhi Jetha Lal bola: Natu Kaka kisi bhi baat ka jawaab dedo.

Fir Natu Kaka ne kaha: Seth ji, Mai aur 3 din dukaan par nahi aa sakta aur naa hi Bagha aa sakta hai. Hamaare gaaon me kuch kaam hai, jiske liye hame gaaon me rukna hoga. Maine aapko ye bataane ke liye phone kiya tha, ki aaj shaam ko Sharma sir ke saath aapki meeting hai, to aap jaldi dukaan par aa jao. Wo aapka wait kar rahe hai.

Tabhi Jetha Lal ko yaad aaya, ki Sharma ke saath uski meeting thi. Fir Jetha Lal jaldi se khada ho gaya aur usne Natu Kaka se kaha-

Jetha Lal: Mai aata hu Natu Kaka, abhi aata hu.

Fir Jetha Lal dukaan par jaane laga, lekin tabhi usne Sukhi ko apne saath leke jaane ka socha. Ye soch kar Jetha Lal ne Sukhi ko bola-

Jetha Lal: Chal jaldi chal mere saath me.

Fir Sukhi ne jawaab diya: Mai kaha se jaa sakti hu? Dekho mere boobs kaise dikh rahe hai.

Tabhi Jetha Lal ne dekha, ki Sukhi ke boobs ke nipples aasani se dekhe jaa sakte the. Fir Jetha Lal ne kaha-

Jetha Lal: Kuch nahi hota, Mai tujhe paise de doonga, tu nayi bra le lena. Chal ab jaldi se mere saath.

Ab Sukhi Jetha Lal ki baat ko mana nahi kar sakti thi, isliye usne kaha-

Sukhi: Theek hai, lekin Daya madam mujh par gussa ho jaayengi.

Fir Jetha Lal bola: Agar Daya tujh par gussa hogi, to mera lund us par gussa hoga.

Ye baat sun kar Sukhi ko hassi aa gayi aur wo Jetha Lal ke saath baahar jaane lagi. Ab Jetha Lal aage-aage chal raha tha aur Sukhi uske peeche-peeche chal rahi thi. Tabhi Champak Lal ne un dono ko dekh liya aur usne Jetha Lal ko kaha-

Champak Lal: Jetha Sukhi ko to ghar ka kaam karna tha. Tu isko kaha leke jaa raha hai?

Fir Jetha Lal bola: Ghar ka kaam baad me kar legi Babu ji. Abhi dukaan me kaam hai.

Fir Jetha Lal aur Sukhi ek auto me baith gaye. Ab auto me kaafi kuch hone wala hai aur khoob maza aane wala hai.