Mai Shalu hu.”Pati ke Saamne Darji ne Choda” ke pichle bhaag me aapne padha ki kaise pati ke saamne maine ek darji se chudwaya. Shaadi ke char mahina baad hi maine dusre mard aur uss ke lawda ka anand liya.
Mai darji ki dukan me kareeb 3 ghanta rahi, usne mujhe nanga honne kaha, phir wo khud mujhe nanga karne laga aur finally chodne bhi laga. Dikhane ke liye bhi pati ne ek baar bhi usse nahi toka. Uski chudai mujhe itni pasand aayi ki maine dubaara uss se chudwaya. Darji ne trial ke liye mujhe teesre din bulaya.
Hum 12 baje ke kareeb uski dukaan ke andar ghuse the aur 2 baar chudwa kar hum dukaan se 3 baje ke baad nikle. Car start hui.
Mai -Vinod, Darji ne jab mujhe nanga honne bola to tumne usse daanta kyo nahi? Wo mere kapde utarne laga phir bhi nahi roka. Uski chudai mujhe itni badhia lagi ki dusri baar maine khud chudwaya. Lekin usne mujhe uthakar table par litaya to tumne usse roka kyo nahi?
Vinod ek haath se steering sambhaal raha tha aur dusre haath se meri jaangho ko sahlaane laga.
Vinod – Shalu, tum jab uss ke dukaan me ghusi to mujhe bahut gussa aaya tha lekin jab uss ne tumse nanga honne kaha tab maalum nahi mujhe kya ho gaya. Mai apne bhagwan se pray karne laga ki tum uss ke saamne nangi ho jaao aur mere saamne uss se chudwao.
Pati ki baat sunn mai mann hi mann bahut khush hui.
Mai – yani tum chahte the ki mai dusre se chudwau. Meri randi pana dekh tum mujhe divorce de do aur kisi dusri haseena se shaadi kar lo. Kaun haraamjaadi hai jiske tum mujhe chhorna chahte ho?
Vinod ne meri choot ko masla. Mai uss ke bagal me bilkul nangi baithi thi.
Vinod – rani, mai paagal hu jo tumhe apne se dur jaane dunga! Tumhe nanga dekhna, tumhe chodna bahut hi badhia lagta hai lekin aaj tumhe dusre aadmi se chudwaate dekh bahut maza aaya, tumhe chodne se jyada maza tumhe chudwaate dekhne me aaya.
Sach rani, bahut hi mast maal ho. Tumhe uss darji se jitna chudwana hai chudwao lekin mere phayde ke liye juldi kisi aur se bhi chudwana hoga. Mana nahi karogi naa !
Iss se badhia proposal mere liye aur kya ho sakta tha! Mera pati khud mujhe kisi aur se chudwana chahta tha. Lekin philhaal to mujhe darji ka hi lawda baar baar chaahiye tha. Maine tease kiya.
Mai – jitne din sasural me rahi mujhe eisa laga ki sasur ji, tumhaare babuji baat baar mujhe chhune ki koshish kar rahe the. Maine unhe haath nahi lagaane diya iss liye mujhe diwali me ghar aane se mana kar rahe hai. Mere nahi jaane se Dipti (Vinod ki chhoti bahan) kitni udas hai.
Vinod – tumne theek hi observe kiya. Babuji, mujhse bhi kayi baar tumhari sundarta aur jawani ke baat karte the. Tum unhe bahut hi jyada pasand ho.
Mai – aur wo tera budhdha baap bhi mujhe chodna chahe to!
Vinod – mere babuji budhdhe nahi hai. Rajni (sasural ki ek maid) tumhaare hi age ki hai aur wo sirf mere babuji se chudwaane ke liye hi ghar me rahti hai.
Hum baat kar hi rahe the ki car society ke gate par ruki Guard meri taraf aaya lekin mai saamne dekhti rahi. Car ki andar ki light band thi lekin baahar ki street lights me usse meri nangi jawani saaf saaf deekhai di hogi. Maine
thighs ko cross kar baithi thi.
Guard – madam jab se aap yanha aayi hai, har koi sirf aap ke baare me hi baat karta rahta hai. Wo Kalpesh tailor shaan se sabse kahta rahta hai hai ki wo aapka dost hai. Aap si sundar aurat pahle kabhi nahi dekhi aur aaj to meri kismat khul gayi.
Maine thighs uncross kiya. Dono legs ko phailaya. Usse meri jhaanto bhari choot bhi saaf dikhai de rahi hogi.
Mai – Kalpesh mere hi gaao ka hai aur hum ek dusre ko bachpan se jaante hai. Agar tum bhi mujhe badnaam nahi karoge to hum bhi dost bunn sakte ho. Kya naam hai?
Guard – Uday Singh. Aap logo ko kisi bhi tarah ka kaam karwana ho to mujhe boliyega. Aap ke liye koi bhi kaam kar mujhe bahut khushi hogi.
Maine usse dhyan se dekha. 24-25 saal ka ek gabru jawaan tha. Maine ek jhalak Vinod ki oar dekha. Mujhe Vinod se jyada handsome aur attractive laga. Maine uska haath pakad kar kaha,
“kisi ko mut bolna ki tumne mujhe nanga dekha. Koi tumhari baat nahi maanega, sab tum par hi hansenge. Diwali ke din samay nikal kar ghar aana. Inaam dungi. Chalo Vinod.”
Vinod ne ghar ki taraf car badhaya.
Vinod – tum saare mardo ko barbaad kar dogi. Sach kahta hu, tumhe iss tarah nanga dekhna bahut hi badhia lug raha hai.
Mai – mujhe eisa dekh sab yahi samjhenge ki mai chhinaar hu aur tum naamard ho jo apni wife ko dusro se chudwaate ho. Diwali ke din apne boss ko ghar invite karo. Mai tumhara promotion chahti hu.
Vinod ne ghar ke saamne car park ki aur car me hi mujhe galey lagaa kar chuma.
Vinod – Mai bhi tumhe apne boss se hi chudwane ki baat kar raha tha.
Mai – Mai tumhare immediate boss nahi, factory ke General Manager, CEO ko ghar bulaane ki baat kar rahi thi. Agar boss ko hi khush rakhna hai to immediate boss kyo, chief ko hi khush rakho naa.
Darji ne mujhe 2 baar chod kar meri chudai ki pyas bhujha hi di thi, mujhe besharam bhi bana diya tha. Vinod se jab bhi chudwati thi toh har baar “kuch aur chaahiye” waali baat dimaag me ghumti rahti thi. Lekin darji ke chudai ke baad lug raha tha ki ab mujhe sirf darji ka hi lawda aur uska dhakka baar baar chahiye.
Hum ghar ke andar ghuse. 4 baja tha. Vinod to soo gaya lekin maine fresh hokar chai banaya aur nangi hi sofa par baith TV me ek music channel lagaa kar uss raat ki ghatnao ke baare me sochne lagi.
Sab kuch samajh me aa gaya. Vinod ke saath chudai se mai kabhi satisfy nahi hui thi iss liye mauka mila to darji se chudwa liya. Lekin yah baat mere galey nahi utar rahi thi ki koi bhi mard kitna bhi kamjor kyo naa ho, apni gharwali ko dusre ke saamne nanga hi nahi uss se chudwaate dekh kar bhi kaise khush ho sakta hai.
Apni pahli randi-pana aur Vinod ke baare me sochte huye time kaise pass ho gaya maalum hi nahi pada. Darwaza par knock sunn kar hosh aaya. Samay dekha, subah ka 6.30 ho gaya tha yani Paro apne samay par aayi thi. Maine waise hi darwaza khola.
Paro ne mujhe nanga dekha aur mujhe andar ki oar dhakelte huye jhat se darwaaza andar se band kiya.
Paro – Madam, shayad koi ghatia randi bhi apne ghar me aisa nahi rahti hogi. Saahab aapki aag nahi bhujha sakte hai to boliye apne gharwala ko bhej deti hu, Baldev ek hi dhakke me aap ki saari garmi utar dega. Matherchod, jab bhi chodta hai junglee janwar jaisa chodta hai. Chudai ke baad mai bhi ghar me aisa hi nangi rahti hu.
Mai – tere saahab ne bhi raat me aisa hi pela. Ek ke baad ek saale ne lagaataar teen baar choda, madherchod ne jaan nikaal di. Pahle ek cup badhia chai peete hai phir kaam karna.
Paro – Mai bhi chai pee kar nahi aayi hu. Aap baitheeye banaati hu.
Mai – Paro, tu meri sagi bahan jaisee hai. Isse apna hi ghar samajh. Jab jee chaahe kuch bhi kha pee sakti hai.
Paro chai banaane lagi. Mai bathroom se fresh hokar aayi. Aur mujhe ghar me nanga ghumna, nanga rahna badhia lagne laga. Thodi hi der baat hum dono samne saamne baith chai peene lage.
Paro – madam …
Maine Paro ko toka.
Mai – Paro, mujhe ye shabd madam bilkul pasand nahi hai. Baahar ke log bolte hai to bolne de lekin tu mut bol. Agar mere naam se nahi bula sakti to didi bol, madam ya maalkin nahi.
Meri baat sunn Paro muskurane lagi.
Paro – didi, aap Vinod sahab ko sambhal kar rakhiye.
Mai – kya hua, tujhe chodhe ki koshish karte hai kya?”
Paro – dhatt. Didi aap bahut gandi hai. Jis aadmi ki itni khubsurat gharwali ho wo dusre ki oar kyo dekhega? Society ki kayi aurate hi nahi kunwari ladkiya bhi Vinod saahab ki diwani hai. 5-6 aurate aur 2 college me padhne waali ladkia mujhe kayi baar khushamad kar chuki hai ki mai unhe Vinod saahab se mila du.
Mai – mila de na ! Ek baar mera gharwala dusre ko chod lega to mere liye bhi rasta saaf ho jaayega. Janha bhi jaati hu logo ki nazar eise ghurti rahti hai ki maano khade khade hi mujhe chod lenge.
Lekin abhi tak kisi mard ko dekh kar mere dil me koi uthal puthal shuru nahi hui hai. Mai dil se chahti hu ki Vinod kisi ko juldi chode jis se ki wo mujhe bhi dusre se chudwaane se mana naa kare.. Tu hi kyo nahi pataati usse? Badhia chudai karta hai Vinod.
Paro – aap bahut gandi hai, aap se baat nahi karungi.
Paro apna cup lekar kitchen me ghus gayi. Mai kareeb aadhe ghanta baad naha dhokar, ek Punjabi suit pahan kar baahar aayi to dekha ki Vinod bhi kitchen me hai. Wo Paro se bilkul satt kar khada hai aur uske dono haath Paro ki kamad ko sahla rahe hai. Yah dekh mujhe biswas ho gaya ki Vinod iss Paro ko chodta hai.
Mai thoda peechhe ho gayi aur wonhi se jor se boli,
“Paro, mujhe bahut bhukh lagi hai, kuch khila pila.”
Paro – abhi laati hu didi.
Kuch hi der baad Paro ne nasta serve kiya. Serve karne baad Paro kitchen me jaane lagi to maine haath pakad kar kaha,
“Paro, aaj se abhi se tu bhi hamaare saath hi nasta karegi, khana khayegi..jaa apna plate lekar aa.”
Wo bahut naa nukur karne lagi. Lekin Vinod ne bhi insists kiya to wo lazzaate huye apna nasta ka plate lekar aayi aur mere bagal me baith kar khaane lagi.
Paro bhi mere hi age 19 saal ki thi. Lekin uski shaadi mujhse pahle ho gayi thi. Abhi tak koi bachcha nahi hua tha. Paro mere jaisee sundar chehre wali nahi thi. Mera face roundish tha aur uska face oval tha. Rang saaf nahi tha lekin uss ke chehre aur skin ki chamak usse aakarshak banaati thi. 5 ft 2 inch lambi thi, lachakdaar chhahara badan tha.
Chuchia mujhse chhoti thi, shayad 34 inch size ki, patli kamad aur chuttar bhi 34 inch ki hi hoga. Jyada tar salwar kurta hi pahanti thi. Agar mere pati uss ke badan ko chhu sakte hai to jarur kayi dusre bhi Paro ki jawani ka maza lete honge.
Maine kabhi yah maalum karne ki koshish nahi ki Paro iss ghar me kab se Vinod ki sewa kar rahi hai. Maine jab iss ghar me pahli baar kadam rakha to mere saas sasur ke saath ye Paro bhi mera swagat karne ke liye khadi thi. Mere saas sasur to ek week rahkar chale gaye, Unke jaane ke 7th day hi maine darji se chudwaya.
Paro – didi, jitna ho sakta tha maine ghar ko saaf kar diya hai lekin ghar me kuch bhari saamaan hai. Uss sabko shift karne ke liye koi ek dusra aadmi chaahiye.
Uski baat sahi thi, kuch furniture, cupboard etc bahut heavy the. Maine Vinod ki oar dekha.
Vinod – Paro, aaj nahi to kal Baldev ko bula lo aur uss ke saath milkar baaki safai kar lo.
Mai – haa yah bhi theek hai, mai bhi tere gharwala se theek se nahi mili hu, isee bahaane humari dosti bhi ho jaayegi,
Paro — kitni muskil se ek aadmi ne mujhse shaadi ki. Aur aap usse bhi mujhse cheen-na chahti hai Aap uss harami ko thoda bhi chhut dengi to bahanchod meri oar dekhega bhi nahi.
Mai – ghabra mut, mai tere gharwala se itni juldi nahi chudwaungi. Kal usse bula le.
Paro – didi, aap kaise itni asaani se gandi baate bol sakti hai?
Mai – Aaj se nahi, bachpan se hi eisee baate sunti aur bolti aayi hu. Hamaare gaao me beti bhi apne baap ko betichod bolkar gaali deti hai. Matherchod, bahanchod bolna to aam baat hai.
Khair, sunday aur agala din Monday aaram se pass ho gaya. Jaisa kaha tha agle din Paro apne husband Baldev ko saath lekar aayi aur dono ne really bahut mehnat ki. Pura ghar badhia se saaf kiya.
Maine kayi baar Baldev ki chori pakdi. Mai jab bhi uski oar dekhti uss ki aankhe mujhe hi ghurti hui deekhi. Saara kaam khatm honne ke baad maine Paro se badhia nasta aur chai banaane kaha. Paro kitchen me gayi. Baldev mere saamne jamin par baitha tha.
Mere puchne par uss ne apni aur Paro ke family ke baare me bataya. Kuch der baad uss ne raaj khola.
Baldev – maalkin, aap ko shayad nahi maalum, meri gharwali Vinod saahab ke saath sex karti hai. Maine khud apni aankho se dono ko masti maarte dekha hai. Maine Paro ko kayi baar mana kiya lekin wo kahti hai ki mai bhale hi usse chhor du, wo Vinod saahab ko kabhi nahi chhoregi. Paro shaadi ke pahle se hi Vinod saahab se chudwa rahi hai.
Mai – tum bhi Vinod sahab ki gharwali ko chod lo. Mai tumse chudwaane ko taiyar hu. Chodoge mujhe?