Namaste dosto, umid hai apko meri “Taarak mehta ka ooltah chashmah” chudai kahani ka pichhla part pasand aaya hoga. Ab aage padhiye..
Ab Sukhi aur Anjali Baba waali jagah par pahunch chuki thi. Fir Sukhi thoda aage chali gayi aur Anjali ne rickshaw-waale ko paise diye. Usne saath me rickshaw-waale ko bola-
Anjali: Bhaiya aapko hame wapas bhi leke jaana hai, isliye hamari yahi par wait karna aur iske liye jitne paise chahiye, le lena.
Ispe rickshaw-waale ne kaha: Theek hai Madam, lekin aap me se zyada kon thukne waalo hai?
Anjali: Bhaiya aapko hame wapas bhi leke jaana hai, isliye hamari yahi par wait karna aur iske liye jitne paise chahiye, le lena.
Ispe rickshaw-waale ne kaha: Theek hai Madam, lekin aap me se zyada kon thukne waalo hai?
Anjali ne kaha: Wo jo aage chali gayi hai, wo zyada thukne waali hai.
Anjaki ki is baat par, wo dono hasne lag gaye. Fir Anjali ne Sukhi se kaha-
Anjali: Dekh Sukhi ab sab kuch tere haath me hai. Kuch gadbad mat kar dena, warna mujhe bachha nahi hoga.
Ispe Sukhi ne kaha: Tu chinta mat kar. Meri taraf se koi gadbad nahi hogi. Bas mujhe itna bata de, ki mujhe karna kya hai?
Tabhi Anjali ne mann me socha: Saali yaha to tujhe ghodi banna hoga.
Lekin Anjali ne Sukhi ko koi jawaab nahi diya. Fir thodi der baar Anjali boli-
Anjali: Bas thoda sa kaam hai, wo kar lena.
Aur Sukhi ne Haa me sir hila diya. Fir wo dono Baba ki gufa me gaye. Waha patthar hi patthar the. Ye sab dekh kar Sukhi ne bola-
Sukhi: Ye to badi mast jagah hai. Yaha par agar koi kaand ho jaaye, to kisi ko awaaz ka pata hi nahi chalega.
Anjali apne mann me soch rahi thi: Teri awaaz ka bhi pata nahi chalega. Tu ek baar andar to jaa.
Ab Anjali aur Sukhi aage ki taraf chalne lage. Jab wo thoda aage gaye, to waha gate par ek Baba khada the putla ban kar. Uske baal bade hue the. Lekin Sukhi aur Anjali ko wo dikha nahi. Un dono ko laga, ki waha koi putla khada tha.
Fir jab Sukhi aur Anjali aage gayi, to unhone dekha, ki wo putla nanga khada tha aur bilkul insan ki tarah lag raha tha. Fir Sukhi us putle ko dekh kar usko dekhne lag gayi. Jab Sukhi ki nazar uske neeche gayi, to usko waha ek kaala aur mota sa lund dikhayi diya. Wo lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada tha. Aur us lund ko dekh kar Sukhi ki aankhon me hawas jaag uthi.
Jab Anjali ne us khade hue lund ko dekha, to uske mann me aaya, ki aaj unki bhi aise hi bade lundo se chudai hone waali thi. Usko lag raha tha, ki aaj to unki jaan hi nikal jaane waali thi.
Fir Sukhi ne Anjali se kaha: Ye dekho Anjali, ye kaisa putla hai aur iska lund to dekho, kaise rod ke jaise khada hai.
Tabhi Anjali aur Sukhi baate kar rahi thi aur baate karte hue Sukhi ne Anjali se kaha-
Sukhi: Mujhe isko ek baar touch karke dekhna hai. Karlu kya?
Anjali ne apne mann me socha, ki acha hi tha, kyuki Sukhi apne aap hi garam ho rahi thi. Ye soch kar Anjali ne Sukhi se kaha-
Anjali: Haa karlo touch.
Anjali ki ye baat sun kar Sukhi khush ho gayi. Wo aage badhi aur usne lund ko apne haath me le liya. Usko lund bada hi acha laga aur usne kaha-
Sukhi: Kya lund hai yaar, bilkul asli aadmi ke jaisa.
Aur ye bol kar Sukhi us lund ko hilaane lag gayi. Tabhi ek Baba waha aaya aur usne Sukhi ko uske baalo se pakad liya. Fir wo Baba Sukhi ko bola-
Baba: Saali kya kar rahi hai. Tujhe sharam nahi aati kya? Ye hamaare Baba ji hai.
Ispe Sukhi ne kaha: Aahhh.. mujhe pata nahi tha. Mujhe laga, ki ye putla hai aur aise hi khada hai.
Fir us Baba ne bataya, ki wo Baba dhyaan me tha aur wo lund khada karke hi dhyaan lagaate the. Aur Sukhi ne unka dhyaan bhang kar diya tha.
Ye sun kar Sukhi ko apne aap par gussa aane lag gaya. Usne jaldi se Baba ke pair pakde aur boli-
Sukhi: Baba ji mujhe maaf kar do. Mujhse bahut badi galti ho gayi.
Tabhi Baba ne kaha: Ab inko wapas dhyaan me jaana hoga. Ab tu inka lund choos aur inka paani us kalash me daal dena.
Pehle to Sukhi ne kaha: Mujhe ye sab nahi karna hai. Mai to yaha se jaati hu.
Tabhi Anjali ne kaha: Karlo Sukhi please, warna saara bana banaya kaam bigad jaayega. Please kardo naa.
Fir Sukhi ne socha, ki aisa karne se ho bhi kya jaayega. Waise bhi Sukhi ko uska lund pasand aa gaya tha, to usne socha, kyu naa maza liya jaaye.
Ab Sukhi ghutno ke bal neeche zameen par baith gayi aur usne Baba ke lund ko apne haath me pakad liya. Fir Sukhi ne us lund par apni jeebh chalaani shuru kar di.
Fir us Baba ne Anjali se kaha-
Baba: Tujhe bachha chahiye naa?
Anjali boli: Ji haa, mujhe chahiye.
To us Baba ne kaha-
Baba: Chal andar aa, Baba ji ko tujhse kaam hai.
Tabhi Anjali Sukhi ko bolne lagi-
Anjali: Chal Sukhi ab Mai chalti hu. Tu please, jo ye kahe usko maan lena, warna mere bachha nahi hoga. Mai tere haath jodti hu.
Anjali Sukhi ko convince kar rahi thi, taaki Sukhi Anjali ki baat maan jaaye. Ab Sukhi ne apne muh me Baba ka poora lund daal liya tha aur choosne lag gayi thi. Usko lund choosne me bada maza aa raha tha.
Baba ka lund kaafi bada tha aur uske liye Sukhi ko apna muh bhi kaafi bada karna pad raha tha. Baba ka lund Sukhi ke gale ki deewar se takra raha tha. Sukhi ne kaafi der tak lund choosa aur fir Baba ne usko kaha-
Baba: Chal ab aage chali jaa.
Sukhi ko Baba ki baat samajh nahi aayi , ki usne Sukhi ne aage jaane ko kyu bola tha. Usne socha chalo theek hai, kaam to ho hi gaya hai. Aur ye soch kar Sukhi aage ki taraf chali gayi.
Aage Anjali ek Baba se baat kar rahi thi. Jab Anjali ne Sukhi ko andar aate hue dekha, to usne Baba se kaha-
Anjali: Jo aurat mere saath aayi hai, uski zyada thukayi karo.
Ispe Baba ne kaha: Theek hai.
Tab tak Sukhi Anjali ke paas aa gayi aur wo dono andar ki taraf jaane lagi. Tabhi unke saath waale Baba ke kaha-
Baba: Nahi aise nahi, tum dono ko isse aage kutiya ban kar jaana hoga.
Sukhi aur Anjali pehle to nahi maani, lekin baad me maan gayi. Fir wo dono kutiya ban gayi aur aage-aage badhne lagi.
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