Didi waha ek company mein job bhi karti hai, so din mein main akela hi rehta hu, aur kabhi-kabhi ghoomne nikal jata hu cigarette ki talab se. Fir aise hi meri dosti ek boy se ho gayi jiska naam Naval tha, aur fir hum ache dost ban gaye.
But didi ko iska pata nahi tha. Kyunki unhe pata chalta to wo daant lagaati ki tu aise ghoomne nikal jata hai. Fir Naval aur main daily hi milne lage, and ek din usne mere mobile mein meri aur didi ki pic dekhi.
Wo bola: Bhai teri gf to maal hai.
To maine kaha: Yaar ye meri behan hai.
Naval: Yaar bura mat maanna, but teri behan hai bahut gazab.
Me: Haa par meri behan hai isliye aise mat bol.
Main pehle se hi apni behan ko chodna chaahta tha. Par ye maine Naval ko zaahir nahi hone diya.
Naval: Teri behan ke bf ke to maze hai.
Me: Wo abhi single hai.
Aur ye sun kar Naval mann hi mann khush sa hua aur bola-
Naval: Yaar dekh, tu mera acha dost hai, to tujhse openly sab baat karta hu. Agar kabhi tujhe lage ki teri didi kisi se set ho rahi hai, to baahar ke kisi boy ki jagah meri setting kara dena.
Me: Bhonsdi ke, pagal hai kya tu?
Naval: Gussa kyun ho raha hai? Aur soch yaha kon boy kaisa hoga? Kya pata wo teri behan ko use kare. And mujhe to tu ache se jaanta bhi hai.
Me: Chhodh ye baat, kyunki didi aise kisi se set nahi hone wali.
Aur fir main ghar aa kar ye sochne lagta hu, aur mann mein shaitani khayaal aane lagte hai. Fir raat ko didi se baat hoti hai.
Didi: Raj tu kal jaa kar kisi gym mein baat kar lena. Mujhe apni body shape mein rakhni hai, kyunki company mein sab girls employees ek-dum fit aur well shaped hai.
Me: Theek hai didi.
Aur fir mere dimag mein ek plan aaya. Fir agle din jab didi job se aayi to unhone poocha-
Didi: Toone baat ki?
Me: Didi main gaya tha, but yaha ka area itna modern nahi hai. So girls ke liye koi gym nahi hai paas mein, aur jo hai wo bahut door hai.
Didi: Shit yaar! But mujhe join karna bhi zaroori hai. Warna growth kaise hogi job mein jab main compete nahi kar paungi, aur hamari job hi advertising ki hai.
Me: Haa wo to hai, but…
Didi: Acha toone fees aur timing pata ki.
Me: Haa 5000 fees hai and subha ki timing hai.
Didi: Yaar ye to bahut mehanga hai. And jaise-taise kar bhi lo to subha to mujhe office jana hota hai.
Me: Koi baat nahi didi, main kal aur dhoondhta hu.
Didi: Okay tu try kar please mere liye.
Aur fir main apna plan dheere-dheere aage badhata hu. Agle din main apna plan Naval ko batata hu, kyunki wo main role karne wala tha.
Me: Yaar main apni didi ko chodna chaahta hu, aur ek plan hai. Agar sath de to tujhe bhi chodne ko mil jayegi.
Naval: Behanchod, tu to bahut aage ki cheez nikla. Bata kya plan hai?
Me: Didi ko gym join karna hai, aur maine unhe bataya ki yaha paas mein koi gym nahi hai. Aur jo hai wo bahut door hai, aur mehange bhi, and timing bhi office wali hai. To main unhe personal trainer suggest karunga, aur tujhe trainer banna hoga.
Naval: Kya dimaag hai be tera.
Me: Sab step by step hoga, aur main tujhe sab batata rahunga.
Naval: Done yaar.
Maine Naval ko isliye bhi select kiya, kyunki ek to wo khud gym karta tha, aur achi body bana rakhi thi. Doosra, uski age bhi zyada thi mujhse. Ab raat mein main didi se kehta hu-
Me: Didi aaj bhi maine bahut dhoondha, but sab mostly door hai, and mehange bhi.
Didi: Yaar par mujhe karna bhi zaroori hai. Ab main kya karu?
Me: Didi ek gym ke trainer ko maine problem batayi, to usne kaha ki wo ghar-ghar jaa kar bhi personally train karta hai.
Didi: But uski fees to zyada hogi yaar.
Me: Nahi di, bas 2000 leta hai. Kyunki machines ke charges nahi hote, and timing ki bhi problem nahi hai.
Didi: Yaar ye to bahut achi khabar sunayi toone. Ab tu aisa kar, ki unhe kal hi bula le shaam 6 baje se. And main kal office se aate hue gym ke kapde bhi le aaungi.
Me: Theek hai didi.
Next day maine Naval ko sab bataya.
Naval: Yaar mera lund to abhi se khada ho gaya ki main teri maal behan se milne wala hu aaj.
Me: Madarchod koi galti nahi kar dena, aur shak bhi nahi ho.
Naval: Tu tension nahi le, bas dekhna meri acting.
Aur fir shaam ko didi aayi, aur fresh ho kar direct gym ke kapde pehan liye jo laayi thi. Unhone ek tight sports bra and ek-dum skin tight leggings pehni thi, jisme se unki body ke ek-ek part ki shape dikh rahi thi. Fir Naval aata hai, and main use didi se milwata hu, ki ye hai trainer Naval.
Didi: Hi sir.
Naval: Hi, and don’t call mein sir. Just call mein Naval.
Didi: Okay.
Hum jis ghar mein rehte hai, usme koi aur nahi rehta tha. To didi ne hall type jo room tha, waha training ke liye kaha, aur fir hum waha chale gaye.
Didi: Raj tu apni padhayi kar le jab tak.
Ye sun kar mujhe mann hi mann bahut gussa aaya.
Me: Theek hai didi.
But main gaya nahi aur chhup kar window se dekhne laga.
Naval: Acha to start karte hai Swati.
Didi: Haa theek hai.
Aaj kahani ko yahi rokte hai. Iske aage ki kahani aapko agle part mein padhne ko milegi. Kahani aapko kaisi lagi, comment karke zaroor batana.
Agla bhaag padhe:- Didi ka gym, aur mera plan-2