Hi friends, main hu Aryan. Aur main wapas aa gaya hu “Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah” ke characters par based ek nayi kahani leke. To chaliye shuru karte hai.
Jethalal apni biwi Daya aur Bapu ji ke sath koi party attend kar raha hota hai. Waha jaake unko party par Iyer aur Babita bhi milte hai. Jethalal Babita ko dekh kar badi-badi haankna shuru ho jata hai, aur Babita bhi uski baaton se impress ho jati hai. Babita ko impress hote dekh Iyer ko jalan hone lagti hai.
Jethalal: Arre mujhse achi business sense kisi ko nahi hai. Dekho maine apna business kaha se kaha pahuncha diya.
Tabhi Iyer bolta hai: Jetha bhai itna bhi koi empire nahi bana liya aapne. Itna to koi bhi kar sakta hai.
Jethalal: Arre mujhse achi business sense kisi ko nahi hai. Dekho maine apna business kaha se kaha pahuncha diya.
Tabhi Iyer bolta hai: Jetha bhai itna bhi koi empire nahi bana liya aapne. Itna to koi bhi kar sakta hai.
Jethalal: Iyer bhai, aap mujhe challenge kar rahe hai?
Iyer: Agar challenge karne se aapka over confidence kam hota hai to challenge hi samajh lijiye.
Ye sun kar Jetha ko gussa aa jata hai. Fir wo bolta hai-
Jethalal: Chaliye aisa karte hai, hum log same samaan ki dukan lagate hai. Fir dekhte hai ki kiska samaan pehle bik jata hai.
Tabhi pata nahi kaha se Anjali aa jati hai. Wo Jethalal ko bolti hai-
Anjali: Kya ho gaya Jetha bhai?
Jethalal: Arre Anjali ji, ye dekhiye Iyer meri business sense par shak kar raha hai.
Anjali: Iyer ji, aapko kya zaroorat hai inse panga lene ki?
Iyer: Arre ye bina wajah ki hawa karta hai. Main to bas thodi hawa kam karna chaahta hu.
Jetha: Haa zaroor karo. Chalo kal colony mein milte hai. Fir dekhte hai kya karna hai, aur kaise karna hai.
Agle din fir wahi sab society mein ikatthe hote hai. Jetha ke sath Daya aur Bapu ji hote hai, aur Iyer ke sath Babita aur Anjali hote hai. Jetha jab Babita ko dekhta hai, to uska mann machal jata hai. Wo Iyer ko kehta hai-
Jethalal: Iyer bhai, dukan lagane se pehle bande bhi toss karke baantenge.
Iyer Jetha ki baat maan jata hai. Fir wo baaki ke chaar bando ko khada karke ek-ek ke naam ka toss karte hai. End mein Babita aur Bapu ji Jetha ki side par aate hai, aur Anjali aur Daya Iyer ki side par. Babita ke apni side par aane se Jetha bahut khush ho jata hai. Lekin Daya isse khush nahi hoti. Tabhi Jetha usko kehta hai-
Jetha: Ye to achi baat hai meri jaan. Agar tum opposition wali side rahogi, to hame unki strategy samajhne mein aasani rahegi. Hamare liye ye acha hai. Dushman kheme ka bhi pata hona chahiye.
Fir agle din dono teams apni dukan ka set-up laga lete hai. Jetha aur Bapu ji apni wali dukan par khade hote hai. Tabhi Babita aati hai. Usne pajami-suit pehna hota hai. Jetha ke dimag mein usko dekh kar ek idea aata hai, aur wo usko kehta hai-
Jetha: Babita ji aap dukan par aise kapde nahi pehan sakti.
Babita: To kya pehnu Jetha ji?
Jetha: Kuch aisa jo modern ho. Agar aap modern kapde pehnogi, to customers zyada aayenge.
Babita: To main kya pehnu Jetha ji?
Jetha: Aap shorts aur sleeveless top pehan kar aayiye.
Babita: Arre nahi Jetha ji, mujhe sharam aati hai.
Jetha: Ye to fir cheating hui Babita ji. Aap to hamari team mein aake bhi support nahi kar rahi.
Babita: Chaliye theek hai, main pehan aati hu.
Fir Babita jati hai, aur 10 minute mein wapas aa jati hai. Wo bluse shorta aur red sleeveless tight top pehan kar aati hai. Shorts mein se uski ghutno se 6 inch upar tak jaanghen nazar aa rahi thi, jo bilkul malayi jaisi thi. Uski top sleeveless thi, aur usme se thodi kamar bhi nazar aa rahi thi. Usko in kapdon mein dekh kar Jetha ke muh mein paani aa jata hai. Fir Jetha bolta hai-
Jetha: Babita ji, ab lag rahi ho aap salesgirl. Ab dekhna customers ki line lag jayegi.
Fir wo Babita ko counter par khada kar deta hai. Ab Babita counter par thi, aur Jetha aur Bapu ji peeche khade the. Wo dono Babita ka figure apni aankhon se naap rahe the. Bapu ji Babita ki surahi-daar kamar dekh rahe the, aur Jetha uski matakti gaand.
Tabhi Babita kuch samaan uthaane ke liye neeche baithti hai. Isse uski top upar chadh jati hai, jisse uski kamar ka kaafi area dikhne lagta hai. Usko dekh kar Bapu ji ka lund khada ho jata hai. Babita ki gaand neeche baithne se aur chaudi ho jati hai. Isko dekh kar Jetha ka lund khada ho jata hai.
Tabhi Bapu ji apne lund ko masalne lagte hai, aur Jetha ye dekh leta hai. Fir Jetha unki aankhon ki taraf dekhta hai. Usko pata chalta hai ki Bapu ji ki nazar Babita par thi. Ye dekh kar Jetha khush ho jata hai ki Bapu ji bhi wahi chaahte the jo wo chaahta tha. Ab Jetha sochne lagta hai ki Babita ko chudai ke liye manaya kaise jaye. Tabhi uske dimag ki batti jalti hai.
Jetha aas-paas se koi keeda dhoondhne lagta hai. Usko pata hota hai ki ladkiyan keedo se bahut darti hai, aur isi cheez ka uska faida uthana hota hai. Badi mushkil se usko ek kaala sa keeda milta hai. Jetha usko ek paper par uthata hai, aur Babita ke paas se nikalte hue uske shoulder par fenk deta hai.
Keeda dekhte hi Babita uchal padti hai. Wo chillane lagti hai. Tabhi keeda neeche gir jata hai, lekin Babita ko ye pata nahi chalta. Par Jetha usko dekh leta hai, aur usko pair se side kar deta hai. Fir wo Babita se poochta hai-
Jetha: Kya hua Babita ji?
Babita (chillate hue): Mere upar ek kaala keeda gira hai.
Jetha: Arre wo to bahut khatarnaak hai. Kaat le to dard bahut hota hai. Swelling aa jati hai. Nikla kya.
Babita: Nahi.
Jetha: Arre nikalo usko, chaahe to top utaar do.
Babita jaldi-jaldi mein kaate jaane ke darr se apni top nikaal deti hai. Jab fir bhi keeda nahi milta to Jetha usko bra nikaalne ke liye kehta hai. Wo jaldi-jaldi mein wo bhi nikaal deti hai.
Iske aage kya hota hai, wo aapko agle part mein pata chalega. Agar aapko kahani padh kar maza aaya ho, to isko apne friends mein zaroor share karna.