Ye ek bilkul sachhi ghatna hai. Isme aap padhenge, ki kaise aaj samaaj me log apni hawas poori karte hai aur ek aurat kaise apni kachhi-kachhi bur ka bhonsda banwa leti hai. Fir wo aaram se khush ho kar apne pariwaar me apni chudai se khush rehti hai.
Aap jaanenge, ki kaise wo ladki Maa hokar, Behan hokar, Biwi hokar, Saali hokar, Bua hokar, Mausi hokar, Bhabhi hokar, apne ghar me apni chut marwaati hai. Aur kaise Baap, Tau, Mama, Bhai, Bhaanja, Sasur, Jija, Padosi, Pandit, jaha wo kaam karti hai waha ka Chaukidaar, yaha tak ki uski khud ki bur se nikle bachhe usko chod dete hai
Ab batati hu Guriya ki chudai ke safar ke baare me. Kaise aaj gaaon me log apni hawas poori karte hai aur shehar me aa kar ek gareeb aurat kaise apna bhonsda marwaati hai aur aage badhti hai. Kaise ek aurat chinaar, sasti gasti aur randi se raand ban jaati hai, aur izzat aur aaram se apne pariwaar ke saath rehti hai .
Is kahani me aapko Hindi, Bhojpuri, Haryanvi, Punjabi ka lehjaa bhi dekhne ko milega. Aap padhenge, ki kaise ek aurat poori chudai ka maza leti hai aur jeewan ko jeet-ti hai. Ek kamsin kali kaise gobhi ka fool ban jaati hai.
Ab batati hu Guriya ki chudai ke safar ke baare me. Kaise aaj gaaon me log apni hawas poori karte hai aur shehar me aa kar ek gareeb aurat kaise apna bhonsda marwaati hai aur aage badhti hai. Kaise ek aurat chinaar, sasti gasti aur randi se raand ban jaati hai, aur izzat aur aaram se apne pariwaar ke saath rehti hai .
Is kahani me aapko Hindi, Bhojpuri, Haryanvi, Punjabi ka lehjaa bhi dekhne ko milega. Aap padhenge, ki kaise ek aurat poori chudai ka maza leti hai aur jeewan ko jeet-ti hai. Ek kamsin kali kaise gobhi ka fool ban jaati hai.
Poora maza lijiya aur chudai ka sukh lijiye. Shayad ye bhi ek vichaar dhaara ho. Ek sachhi kahani Guriya ki zubaani Part 1-
Tohaar Guriya ka baap fauj me jamadaar tha. Guriya ke teen Tau aur ek Bua hai. Guriya ki Maa Kamli ek bahut hi chudakkad aurat thi aur usne apne jism ki khoob bhookh mitayi. Gaaon me Guriya ke pariwaar me 25 log hai.
Guriya ke Baap ko chodh kar, baaki sab Bhai kheti karte hai. Kahawat hai naa, ki rassi jal gayi, par bal nahi gaya. Bas aisa hi hai ye pariwaar. Tanik hum tumko bata hi de, ki hamaar Baap bahut hi chodu kisam ke hai aur Maa to bas poocho hi mat.
Humka ek badki Behan hai aur 2 badke Bhai hai. Yaani hum sabse chhoti hai. Baapu hamara bahut kaala hai aur Maa bihaari gehua rang ki hai. Baapu naukri pe hum sab ko apne saath hi rahkte the aur khoob mauj-masti karte the.
Hum Guriya hai. Hum us waqt 18 saal ki thi aur 5’2″ inch lambi thi. Mere chootad khoob mote the aur baahar ko the. Meri choochiya bhi khoob bhari hui thi. Bahut khaati thi Mai aur mera rang ek-dum gora tha. Log mere Baapu ko poochte the-
Log: Re Kalu, ye tumhaari hi ladki hai kya ?
Wo haste hue unki baat sunta tha. Sach me hum bahut hi seedhe-saade the. Kalu fauj se retire hokar gaaon aa gaya tha aur gaaon ki haweli me sabse acha hissa usko hi diya gaya. Tau hamaare bahut hi ghatiya the aur ek number ke aaiyash the.
Mere Tau mere Baapu ki poori pension daaru aur ash karne me uda dete the aur khoob locha karte the . Ab tumhe batati hu tumhari Guriya ke pariwaar ke baare me. Tau ka naam Ghasitu hai aur umar 65 hai. Tai ka naam Burawati hai aur umar 45 hai.
Unka Ladka Master hai gaaon ke school me. Tai ne usko padha-likha kar Master lagwa diya tha. Tai ek number ki chinaar hai aur bahut tez hai. Tau aur Kalu, Tau ke ghar me daaru pee rahe the aur fir Tau bole-
Tau: Arre Kalu, aaj khaana bhi hamaare saath hi khaa lena.
Mera Tau bahut hi chalaak aadmi tha. Uska neeyat tohar Guriya pe thi. Mai us waqt seedhi saadi kamsin si Guriya thi, to Mai unki ye neeyat samajh nahi paayi thi.
Kalu aur Tau desi daaru ki poori bottle pee liye the. Tabhi Tau ne apni Patni ko khaana laate hue dekha aur bole-
Tau: Aaj acha khaana bana hai naa? Dekh aaj to Kalu bhi hamaare saath hai.
Tai bhi ek chalaak aurat thi aur unki nazar Baapu ki pension par rehti thi. Baapu bhi fauj me the aur bhole to wo bhi nahi the. Fir Tai boli-
Tai: Haa, Devar ji ke liye mutton banaya hai aaj to. Isko khaate hue ungliya chaat jaayenge.
Aur ye bol kar wo hasne lag gayi. Bura Tai ki umar 45 thi aur unka wait 80 kilo tha. Unke chootad kaafi bade the aur unki choochiya to blouse se baahar nikal rahi hoti thi. Tabhi Baapu bole-
Baapu: Arre Ghasitu, daaru to khatam ho gayi. Ab mutton khaane me maza kaisa aayega.
Tabhi Tau bole: Kalu tu chinta mat kar. Master ke paas bottle hai. Arre Bura, jaa Master se daaru ki bottle lekar aa.
Tai boli: To aaj pee kar kya karna hai, Master ke baapu?
Tau hasta hai aur Bura Tai ko bolta hai-
Tau: Sasuri jaa, aur jaake bottle leke aa.
Fir Bura bottle leke aayi aur Kalu ko pakda di. Tabhi Baapu ki nazar Bura ki choochiyo par jaati hai, jo ki blouse se takreeban baahar hi thi.
Tai: Chinta naa kar Kalu. Master sirf angrezi peeta hai.
Aur ye bol kar Tai apne hontho par jeebh fer deti hai. Uske baad Tai poori baalti bhar kar mutton leke aayi aur waha rakh diya. Fir Tai khud neeche baith gayi aur peeche deewar par tek laga li. Tai Baapu se boli-
Tai: Devar ji, aaj khoob mutton ka maza lijiye.
Aur ye bol kar Tai hasne lagi. Tabhi Baapu ki nazar Bura Tai ki taango ke beech me chali gayi. Bura ne apni chut ko apne panje me bhar kar rakha tha. Jaise hi Baapu ki nazar Tai se mili, to Tai boli-
Tai: Chalo Mai abhi naha kar aati hu.
Gaaon me shaam ko andhera ho jaata hai. Nahaane ke baad Tai ne sirf sooti dhoti daal li. Fir Tai ne baahar aake us kamre ki light jala di, jaha Baapu aur Tau baith kar daaru pee rahe the. Fir jaise hi light jali, Baapu ne Tai ko dekha.
Tai ko dekhte hi Baapu ki aankhen khuli ki khuli reh gayi. Body geeli hone ki wajah se patla sooti kapda Tai ki body ke saath chipak gaya tha. Us kapde me se Tai ki bur ke baal saaf dikh rahe the. Tai ki bur baalo se bhari padi thi.
Baapu ka lund Tai ki bur dekh kar khada ho gaya tha. Fir Tai ne Baapu ko unko dekhte hue dekha aur boli-
Tai: Mutton kaisa bana hai Devar ji?
Aur ye bolte hue Tai ne apne honth daant se kaat liye.
Tau bola: Kamaliya ka banaya mutton bahut acha lagta hai. Kalu tu to daba kar khaata hoga?
Tai ye sun kar bolti hai: Acha Kamli ka banaya acha lagta hai.
Aur ye bol kar wo tedha sa muh bana leti hai. Kalu ko bas Bura ki baalo se bhari hui bur dekh raha hota hai. Fir Kalu bolta hai-
Kalu: Bura mutton bahut badhiya hai. Lekin thoda aur saaf kar laati to acha rehta.
Tai: Kal firse banana hai Devar ji. To kal tum hi aake saaf kar dena.
Aur ye bol kar Tai baahar chali gayi. Kalu to apni baahar jaati hui Bhabhi ko hi dekh raha tha. Wo uske mast, bade-bade aur gore chootado ko dekh raha tha. Tau bhi bahut badmaash tha. Usne meri taraf dekha aur bola-
Tau: Guriya bhi bilkul Bura pe gayi hai. Arri Bura, Guriya ko bhi bula laa. Usko bhi mutton acha lagta hai.
Tabhi Tai ne haste hue poocha-
Tai: Ye wala mutton.
Aur ye bol kar Tai neeche baith gayi. Fir jaise hi Baapu ki nazar dobara Tai par gayi, to Tai ne apni taango ko thoda chauda kar diya. Isse Baapu ke saamne ek gori-gori bur aa gayi. Bur khoob moti thi aur baalo se bhari hui thi.
Tau bhi maadarchod aadmi tha. Fir uski nazar Baapu pe hi thi. Tau Tai ko bola-
Tau: Ek kaam kari zara. Ek chillam bana de. Fir mutton khaane ka maza aa jaayega. Jo Master ke Mama ke ghar se laayi hai naa, wahi waali.
Kalu: Aisa kya laayi hai Bhabhi?
Tabhi Bura Kalu ki baat sun kar hasne lagi aur apni dhoti upar ki taraf kheenchne lagi. Usne apni dhoti apni jaangho tak uthayi aur khadi ho gayi. Kalu ka muh Tai ki itni moti jaangh dekh kar laal ho gaya. Tabhi haraami Tau firse bola-
Tau: Bilkul Guriya par hi gayi hai. Jab Guriya hui thi, tab Master ka badka Mama yahi tha.
Baapu ko hamara naam bhi bahut bura lagta hai. Tabhi Tai chillam leke aa gayi aur Bapu ko de di. Uske baad Tai ne dhoti firse uthayi aur un dono ke saamne baith gayi.
Tau bola: Jaa Bura, jaake Guriya ko mutton khila de.
Tai boli: Wo Master gaya hai, kamli aur Guriya ke liye motton leke. Mai nahi jaungi. Sasuri pata nahi kon si jaat ki hai.
Aur ye bol kar Tai hasne lag gayi. Ye sun kar Kalu ka kaam garam ho gaya.
Iske aage kya hua, wo jaan-ne ke liye kahani padhte rahiye.