To doston, jaisa ki aap jaante hai ki holi ka tyohar hota hai. Sab Holi khel rahe hote hai, aur maze se ek-doosre ko color laga rahe hote hai bade hi pyar se. Lekin Gokuldham ke kuch members is beech party-sharty ka plan banate hai.
Party mein shamil hote hai hamare Sodi bhai, Jethalal, Tarak Mehta, aur Popatlal. To Inka plan ready hota hai. Fir jaise hi babu ji aur Daya neeche jaate hai, to Jethalal turant Mehta sahab ko call karta hai.
Jethalal: Mehta sahab, aap jaldi upar aa jao. Daya aur bapu ji baahar gaye hue, aur Sodi aur Popatlal ko bhi bata dena.
Tarak: Ok Jethalal, main sab ko bata deta hu.
Jethalal: Mehta sahab, aap jaldi upar aa jao. Daya aur bapu ji baahar gaye hue, aur Sodi aur Popatlal ko bhi bata dena.
Tarak: Ok Jethalal, main sab ko bata deta hu.
Aur tabhi Jethalal ke darwaze ki bell bajti hai. Jaise Jethalal darwaza kholta hai, Sodi aur baaki log daud kar andar aa jaate hai. Saare hi log kaafi khush hote hai party ke naam se.
Sodi: Yaar aaj to bahut maza aane wala hai. Party-sharty karne ko mil rahi hai yaaron ke sath.
Jethalal: Ha bhai Sodi, kaafi din ho gaye. Kaafi mast plan banaya hai apne Mehta sahab ne.
Tarak: Thanks bhai Jethalal. Yaaron ke liye kuch bhi.
Popatlal: Bhai banao jaldi, raha nahi jata aur. Fir neeche jaake holi bhi khelni hai bhai.
Sab log: Haa bhai haa, jaldi karo warna koi aa jayega.
Aur fir Sodi sab ke pack banata hai, aur unki party shuru ho jati hai.
Idhar neeche sab masti se holi khel rahe hote hai. Bhide jaan-boojh kar color lagane ke bahane Anjali ke gaalo ko color laga deta hai. Wo mauka dekh kar Anajali ke boobs par bhi color laga deta hai, aur halka sa daba deta hai.
Itne mein Sonu Tapu ko dhoondhti hai color lagane ke liye. Lekin Tapu usko kahi milta nahi. Wo Tapu sena se poochti hai-
Sonu: Friends, Tapu kaha hai? Dikh nahi raha hai.
Gogi and Goli: Hame nahi pata yaar.
Pinku: Shayad ghar par hoga. Ruko main lata hu bula ke.
Sonu: Nahi ruko, main hi jati hu bulane.
Aur Sonu jaise hi jaa rahi hoti hai, waise hi Madhavi usko awaaz deti hai-
Madhavi: Sonu kaha jaa rahi hai?
Sonu: Aayi, Tapu ko bulaane jaa rahi hu.
Madhavi: Ruk main bhi aati hu. Mujhe Daya Ben ke ghar se mere achaar ki barni leni hai.
To dono maa beti upar jaate hai, aur Jethalal Khushi ke maare darwaza lagana bhool gaya hota hai. Fir Sonu aur Madhavi direct andar chale jaate hai. Wo ye sab dekh kar chakit reh jaate hai. Ab sab log ek-doosre ko dekhte hai.
Sonu: Koi nahi uncle, aap kariye. Holi ke din itna to chalta hai.
Ye sun kar sab tension free ho jaate hai.
Jethalal: Thank you beta, thank you. Waise beta tum yaha kaise aayi? Kuch kaam tha Madhavi bhabhi aapko?
Madhavi: Jetha bhai wo Sonu Tapu ko bulane aayi thi, aur mujhe Daya Ben se achar ki barni leni thi.
Jethalal: Ok Madhavi bhabhi, Tapu to baahar gaya hai, aur barni mujhe nahi pata kaha hai.
Sonu: Arre yaar koi nahi uncle. Main baahar dhoondh leti hu. Chalo aayi main.
Madhavi: Haa chalo beta chalo. Jetha bhai hum chalte hai.
Jethalal: Arre Sonu beta Madhavi bhabhi ye color nahi lagayenge hame?
Sonu and Madhavi: Arre haa, hum to bhool hi gaye
For Sonu Holi ki gulaal leti hai, aur baithe hue Jethalal ko lagane jati hai. Fir jaise hi wo jhukti hai, uske bade-bade doodh Jethalal ko dikhte hai, jisse Jethalal ka lund khada ho jata hai.
Peeche Popatlal aur Sodi baithe hote hai, aur unko Sonu ki gaand dikhti hai, aur sab ke lund khade ho jaate hai. Tabhi Jethalal bolta hai-
Jethalal: Hum bhi color lagayenge aapko.
Fir Jethalal aur Tarak Sonu ko color lagate hai, aur Madhavi ko Sodi aur Popatlal color lagate hai. Jethalal aur Tarak Sonu ko pehle hath par color lagate hai, aur fir gaal par, aur fir Jethalal Tarak ko aankh maarta hai, aur dheere se wo gale se hote hue Sonu ke mote aur makhmali boobs mein hath daal deta hai. Fir wo boobs ko masalta hai, aur dabata hai, aur andar color lagata hai.
Sonu: Jetha uncle ye aap kya kar rahe ho? Chhodho, nikalo hath please.
Jethalal: Arre beta Holi hai. Kuch nahi hota. Itna to sab chalta hai, Holi hai.
Madhavi: Jetha bhai ye aap kya kar rahe hai?
Jethalal: Kuch nahi Madhavi bhabhi. Aaj Holi hai, itna mazaak masti to chalta hai.
Idhar Sodi bhi gaalo ko lagate hue Madhavi ke boobs ke andar hath daal deta hai, aur boobs ko zor se masal ke color lagata hai.
Madhavi: Arre Sodi bhai, kya hai ye sab?
Sodi: Oh Madhavi bhabhi ji, bura na maano aaj Holi hai ji.
Jethalal: Waah beta Sonu, mummy aur tumhare gubbaare to kaafi bade aur paani se bhare hue hai. Maza aa gaya color laga ke
Aur fir Jethalal aur Tarak rang lete hai, aur Sonu ki chaddi mein hath daal kar Sonu ki gaand mein color lagate hai. Jethalal to ek ungli Sonu ki gaand ke andar daal deta hai, aur aise hi same Sodi aur Popatlal bhi karte hai. Wo Madhavi ki gaand mein hath daal kar, ache se masal kar color lagate hai.
Madhavi: Jetha bhai ye galat hai.
Jethalal: Arre Madhavi bhabhi, kuch galat nahi hai. Holi hai aaj. Masti karne ka din hai, happy Holi.
Jethalal: Sonu beta tumhare to tarbooz bhi kaafi bade hai mummy ki tarah, par mummy ke zyada bade hai tumse.
Ab Sonu aur Madhavi samajh jati hai, ki wo in 4 logon ke beech mein fass gayi thi.
Fir Jetha aur Tarak dobara se Sonu ke doodh aur gaand mein color lagate hai, aur Sodi aur Popatlal Madhavi ke doodh aur gaand ko masal ke color lagate hai.
Itne mein Jethalal mauka dekh kar Sonu ki chut mein ungli daal deta hai, jo poori geeli hoti hai. Sonu ki chut geeli dekh kar Jetha samajh jata ki wo garam ho gayi thi, aur chudne ke liye ready thi. Idhar Madhavi bhi garam ho jati hai, kyunki Sodi lagataar uski gaand mein ungli kar raha hota hai, aur Popatlal saamne se uske bade-bade doodh daba raha hota hai.
Madhavi: Jetha bhai, Sonu ko jaane do. Mere sath aap Holi khel lo. Wo bachhi hai.
Jethalal: Kon kehta hai ye bachhi hai. Iski itni moti gaand, itne bade doodh, aise hi hue hai kya? Iski chut mein 3 ungliyan jaa rahi hai aaram se, aur gaand mein bhi aaram se jaa rahi hai. Kyun Sonu beta mummy ko batayegi ya main bolu.
Sonu: Haa aai, main koi shareef nahi hu. Pehle bhi maine chudai ki hai. Kayi lund liye hai maine.
Madhavi: Ye kya keh rahi hai tu Sonu? Tujhe sharam nahi aati?
Sonu: Aai tum shareef mat bano, baba ke jaane ke baad mujhe pata hai kon-kon aa kar tumhe chod ke jata hai. Aise hi itne bade doodh aur gaand nahi hue tumhare.
Madhavi: Ye kya keh rahi hai tu? Tujhe Sharam nahi aati?
Sonu: Kon si sharam aai? Ab sharafat mat dikhao, aur ye jo 4 lund mile hai, unke maze lete hai.
Jethalal: Waah Sonu beta, waah!
Aur Jethalal sonu ki t-shirt utaar kar bra khol deta hai, aur paaglon ki tarah doodh dabata aur choosta hai. Udhar Tarak paaglon ki tarah uski chut chaat-ta hai, aur gaand chaat-ta hai. Sodi bhi Madhavi ke boobs dabate aur choosta hai, aur Popatlal Madhavi ki gaand paaglon ki tarah chaat-ta hai.
Fir sab mard nange ho jaate hai. Sonu aur Madhavi lund dekh kar khush ho jaate hai. Sab ke mote lund hote hai. Sabse bada lund Jethalal aur Sodi ka hota hai. Fir Sonu Jethalal ka lund muh mein leti aur choosti hai, aur Tarak uski chut chaat-ta hai. Udhar Madhavi 2-2 ke lund baari-baari se choosti hai.
Tark: Dono maa-beti kya randiya ho tum. Kya lund choosti ho.
Madhavi: Thanks Tarak bhai.
Fir thodi der yahi chalta raha. Uske baad Jethalal Sonu ko lita deta hai, aur chut pe lund andar daal deta hai. Lund aaram se chala jata hai.
Sonu: Aaah uncle, bahut bada lund hai aapka. Maza aa gaya aaaa hooo ahhhh.
Madhavi: Aaaa Jetha bhai, thoda aaram se, Sonu bachhi hai.
Idhar Sodi ne chut mein na daalte hue direct Madhavi ki gaand mein lund daal diya.
Madhavi: Aaah Sodi bhai, aapne to direct gaand mein daal diya meri aaahh. Popatlal tum bhi meri chut mein dalo jaldi.
Fir Popatlal bhi uski chut mein daalta hai.
Sonu: Mehta uncle, aap bhi meri gaand mein daalo please.
Tarak: Ok meri randi.
Aisa karke dono maa-beti ki chudai hoti hai.
To be continued….
Bakwas kahani hai
Nice story