Is chudai story pichle part mein aapne padha meri shart lagi thi, jiske tehat mujhe maa ko sab ke saamne kiss karna tha. Aur meri fatti padi thi
Fir maine ek gehri saans li, floor pe pair rakha, aur mahila group ke beech mein ghus aaya. Uske baad maine ammi ki kamar pe hath rakh kar unhe apne kareeb kheencha. Fir unhe halka jhuka kar unke hontho pe apne honth rakh kar smooch karne laga.
Uske baad jab hum alag hue, aisa scene dekh sabhi auratein hairan thi. Lekin us hairani ke beech sirf Amir tha jiske face pe villain wali smile thi. Aur usi ko dikhane ke liye main wapas se ammi ko kiss karne laga.
Fir jab main ammi se alag hua to Amir ko dekha. Lekin wo wahan kahin nahi tha. Mere chaaron aur auraton ne gossip karna chaalu kar diya, ye soch ke ki hum dono miya-biwi the. Fir main wahan se baahar nikal aaya.
Jo guest the, wo sabhi sach se anjaan hame miya-biwi maan kar fusfusane lage, ki inka shauhar kitna romantic hai wagaira-wagaira. Mere peeche ammi bhi aayi, aur main Amir ko dhoondhte hue chhat pe aa gaya. Ammi bhi mere peeche upar aa gayi.
Ammi: Ye kya tha, jo toone kiya?
Main: Wo kya tha jo aapne Amir ke sath kiya?
Ammi: Hamne sirf baat kari thi.
Main: Wahin to, kyun kari? Aapne kaha tha ki 10,000 hame milenge.
Ammi: Use pata chal gaya tha, ki we fucked each other.
Main: Kya?
Ammi: Main bas wahin uska doubt clear kar rahi thi.
Tabhi peeche se Amir aaya aur bola: Aur toone kiss karke mera shak Haqeeqat mein badal diya.
Amir: Hi, myself Amir khan, part time detective aur full time manager.
Main: Tu saale!
Amir: Hey, take a chill pill dude! Ye tumhara personal matter hai. Isme mujhe kya? Main to isme apni bas thodi si jagah chaahta hu.
Ammi, kuch bolti tabhi unki friends ne unhe awaaz lagayi aur Amir ko middle finger dikha ke wo chal gayi.
Amir: Haye, teri ammi ke nakhre.
Main: Hey! The bet is now over, and you get lost.
Amir: Hey dude! Luckily mujhe aaj hi tumhare dad ka phone number mil gaya hai.
Main: Tu saale chaahta kya hai?
Amir: Jo tamanna ha tumhar,i wahi tamanna hai hamari. Bas ek baar.
Main: Kya?
Amir: Sharing is caring. Rule nahi pata kya? Lodu!
Main: No way!
Amir: Dekh bachhe, zyada smart na ban.
Main: Okay chal, bata jaake. Main bhi Miss Roza ko bata deta hu ki toone kitni baar Jasmine (the bride) ko chodda hai.
Amir: Kya?
Main: Kyun fatti na?
Amir: Actually nahi. Kyunki ab hum mardon wali baat kar payenge.
Amir: Ab tu hi bata dude. Jisne pehli baar kisi kamsin kali jaisi pataka item ko dekha, uska kya lund khada nahi hua hoga?
Main: Bilkul, hoga.
Amir: Wahi to. 6 saal pehle badi mushkil se Roza ke abbu ko impress kar usse nikaah kar paaya. Upar se Roza ko emotional support diya. Badle mein meri bhi to kuch zaroorat hoti hai na dude.
Main: Hoti to hai.
Amir: Wahin to main bhi keh raha tha Jasmine se. Jab se uske first year paternal form pe sign kiya, tab se pachta raha tha, ki Roza ki jagah is Jasmine ko patana tha. Lekin kya kare ho gayi galti.
Main: Fir.
Azhar: Aage main batata hu.
Amir: Ye saala kahani batane mein bahut maahir hai.
Azhar: Tab se Jasmine ke peeche lattu ban ke ghoomne laga, bilkul body guard ki tarah. Bahut baar koshish kara ki aage ek kadam badhe. Lekin baar-baar agle ki gaand fatne lagti hai.
Main: Ohh.
Azhar: Fir ek din. Fresher party ke din, Jasmine poore mood mein thi. Usne thodi pee rakhi thi. Usi ka faida utha ke chod dala usko ache se ragad kar.
Main: Matlab bilkul rough chudai?
Amir: Thoda sabar kar dude.
Azhar: Isne aisa jataya ki iske aur Jasmine ke beech sab kuch ho gaya. Lekin hua kuch nahi tha.
Main: Ye kaafi mast twist jaise hai, fir aage?
Amir: Azhar! carry on.
Azhar: Fir thoda acting, drama kiya.
[Amir (Jasmine se): Maine bahut try kiya, tumhe control karne, sambhaalne ke liye. Lekin aise mein ghar jaane mein dikkat aa jati. Isliye maine hotel book kiya, taaki tumhara nasha utarne tak yahin ruke. Lekin tum to yahan aate hi apne kapde utaarne lagi, aur tum jaisi ladki ki body dekh main bhi apna control kho baitha. Aur fir wo sab.
Jasmine: At least aapne condom to use kiya tha na?
Amir: Sorry, excitement mein aur jald-baazi mein bhool gaya.
Jasmine: Agar main pregnant hui na, to ammi to mujhe maar hi daalegi.
Amir: Wo maine tumhare boobs pe jhaada tha.
Jasmine: Pakka na?
Amir: Haa pakka.]
Main: Fir uske baad?
Amir: Ek maheene tak hum nahi mile. Fir ek din achanak usne mujhe ghar par picnic ka bahana maarne ko bola. Fir hum hill station ghoom ke aaye, aur 1 hafte tak mast chudam-chudai.
Main: Wo uncle, mast khiladi nikle aap.
Amir: Ek live example dikhau?
Main: Kaisa example?
Tabhi Amir ne phone nikala.aur ‘Jasmine babe’ pe call lagaya. 2 ring mein call utha liya gaya. Idhar Amir me call speakar pe kiya.
Amir: Kahan hai?
Jasmine: Yahin hall mein sab ke sath baithi hu.
Amir: Acha! aaj toone panty kis color ki pehni hai?
Jasmine: Kya! yahan sabhi log hai. Main baad mein karti hu na.
Amir: Main horny ho raha hu, please na?
Jasmine: Blue.
Amir: Listen na, abhi ki apni ek nude bhejo na please.
Jasmine: Okay fine.
Hamne 10 minute tak wait ki, aur fir message pop up hua. Sach mein Jasmine ne apni blue panty mein sexy nude selfie bheji.
Amir: Ye hoti hai asli mard ki taaqat.
Main: Hmmmm.
Amir: Chal ab apna phone nikaal, aur dikha apni mardaangi.
Main: Kya? Nahi-nahi. Aisi koi baat thodi hui thi.
Amir: Zara gaur se dekh Jasmine ke nipples ko, boobs ko, isko dabane ka mann nahi karta? Iski chut mein lund ghusa ki apni kutiya banane ka jee nahi karta hai?
Main: Fuck yaar, okay karta hu.
Ab usne itna horny feel karwa diya tha ki main majboor ho gaya tha (actually main bhi dekhna chaahta tha ki ammi kya meri baat maanti bhi thi ki nahi.)
Iske aage ki sex kahani agle part mein.