Meri aur maa ki shaadi-8

Tabhi maa ne kaha: Abhi to shaadi ka din hai, ye sab log hame jaane nahi denge.

Fir maine aunty ko bol diya, ki mujhe meri hone wali biwi ke sath shopping par jana hai. To aunty ne kaha, chale jao.

Ab maine car nikaali, aur fir meri maa aur main car mein baith gaye. Meri maa ne laal rang ki salwar-suit dala tha, aur hontho par gulaabi lipstick lagayi hui thi. Sath mein maa ne apne haatho mein choodiya pehni hui thi, aur aaj wo choodiya mere naam ki thi.

Uske baad hum dono shopping mall ki taraf chale gaye. Ab main car chala raha tha, aur meri maa mere paas baithi thi. Tabhi maine maa ko kaha-

Main: Aaj to maza aa jayega.

Ye sun kar meri maa ko hassi aa gayi, aur maa ne poocha-

Maa: Kyu ji, aaj maza kyu aa jayega?

Tabhi maine kaha: Aaj main ghodi par chadhne wala hu naa, isliye maza aa jayega.

Ispe mummy ko hassi aa gayi, aur mummy ne kaha-

Maa: Acha aap ne ghodi ko hire kiya hai?

Tabhi maine kaha: Meri jaan main us ghodi ki baat nahi kar raha hu. Main raat ko 10 baje ke baad jis ghodi par chadhne wala hu, us ghodi ki baat kar raha hu.

Ye sun kar meri maa ko firse hassi aa gayi, aur maa ne kaha-

Maa: Aaj aap ne itna kuch soch rakha hai?

To maine kaha: Haa meri jaaneman, aaj to ghodi par khoob zyada sawari karne wala hu.

Tabhi maa ne kaha: Acha? Aur batao, ghodi par chadhne ke alawa kya-kya hoga?

Ispe maine maa ko kaha: Aaj tujhe main ek mast sa ganna choosne ko doonga.

Ye sun kar maa ko hassi aa gayi, aur maa ne kaha-

Maa: Wo to theek hai, par maine to ganna pehle bhi choosa hai.

Tabhi maine kaha: Par aaj ki raat tujhe kuch zyada hi maza aayega.

Ispe maa ne kaha: Acha wo kaise?

Fir tabhi maine kaha: Aaj main apne bachpan ki yaado ko taaza karunga.

Tabhi maa ne kaha: Matlab, wo kaise?

Ispe maine kaha: Main aaj tera sara doodh peene wala hu, aur sath mein tere doodh see khoob khelunga.

Tabhi maa ne kaha: Acha ji! Aur kuch?

Ispe maine kaha: Sath mein aaj teri neeche ke machine mein main apna ganna daalunga.

Tabhi maa ko aur zyada hassi aa gayi, aur fir maa ne kaha-

Maa: Acha, aur fir agar meri machine ne tere lund ko andar hi rakh liya to?

Tabhi maine kaha: Tu darr mat, jab ye andar jayega, aur baad mein wapas aayega, to main tujhe juice bhi pila doonga.

Ispe maa ne kaha: Acha aaj mujhe juice bhi peene ko milega?

Tabhi maine kaha: Haa meri jaan.

Ab maa mujhse aur zyada baate karne lag gayi. Tabhi meri maa ne kaha-

Maa: Aaj main khoob zyada khush hu. Par ek baat ka hi gam hai.

Ye sun kar maine kaha: Kya baat ho gayi maa?

Tabhi maa ne kaha: Dekho hamari shaadi ho jayegi, par baad mein hum dono hi ghar par rehne waale hai. Mere maa-baap bhi hai, jo agar shaadi mein hote to maza aa jata aapke sath shaadi karne ka.

Ispe maine kaha: Acha ye baat hai kya?

Tabhi maine apne mama ko phone kiya, aur maine maa ko bataya nahi tha, ki maine mama ko phone kar diya tha. Maine unko bata diya tha, ki main aur maa shaadi kar rahe the, aur is baat se mere mama ji sabse pehle naraaz the.

Lekin baad mein wo sabhi maan gaye, aur un sab ne haa kar di. Fir maine apne mama ko phone mila diya, aur poocha-

Main: Aap pahunche nahi abhi tak mama ji.

Mama ji ne kaha: Hum bas aa gaye ghar par.

Abhi meri maa ko ye baat maine batayi nahi thi, to maine maa ki mama se baat karwa di. Maa ne unko kaha-

Maa: Bhaiya aapko pata hai naa, ki main apne bete se shaadi kar rahi hu?

Tabhi mama ne kaha: Haa behan pata hai.

Fir maa ne kaha: Mujhe pata hai, ki main galti kar rahi hu.

Tabhi mama ne kaha: Nahi, tu kuch galat nahi kar rahi hai. Aur sath mein hamari poori family khush hai, aur sath hi teri life bhi achi ban jayegi.

Fir maa ne kaha: Acha theek hai, hum aate hai ghar par, aur aap khush ho naa?

Tabhi mama ne phone cut kar diya, aur meri maa ki aankhon mein aansu the. Fir maa ko maine gale se laga liya, aur kaha-

Main: Kya ho gaya meri jaan? Ab to tu khush hai naa?

Tabhi maa ne kaha: Haa ji, par ek baat aur hai.

Fir maine poocha: Bolo meri jaan. Aaj teri maarni hai, to teri saari baate poori hongi.

Tabhi maa ne hass kar kaha: Dekho shaadi ke baad hum maze nahi kar sakte. Naa meri saas hai, aur na sasur hai. Main kiski sewa karungi. Naa mera devar hai, jo thoda maze lega mera.

Fir maine kaha: Ye baat hai? Itni si baat ke liye itni tension? Mere Ramesh chacha hi mere pita banne waale hai, aur sath mein meri maa unki biwi, aur main unka beta aapka dewar.

Tabhi meri maa aur zyada khush ho gayi. Fir maine kaha-

Main: Ab meri jaan mera bhi ek kaam kar de na.

Tabhi maa ne bola: Kya kaam?

Fir maine kaha: Lund to choos de.

Tabhi meri maa ne kaha: Theek hai.

Fir meri maa mere paas aa gayi, aur uske baad meri maa ne meri pant ko khol diya. Usne mere lund ko baahar nikaal liya, aur uski chamdi ko side par karke lund ke hole ke upar jeebh lagane lag gayi.

Baad mein meri maa ne mera lund poora apne muh mein lekar choosna shuru kar diya. Fir kuch der ke baad meri maa ne mera sara paani pee liya. Ye sab karne mein mujhe aur meri maa ko bahut maza aaya.

Ab meri maa ne mere lund ko andar daal diya, aur fir maine kaha-

Main: Sun meri jaan, tujhe itna acha lund choosna kaise aa gaya?

To maa ne kaha: Kuch nahi, wo Parveen ki mummy mujhe video send karti thi, aur baad mein usne hi bola tha ki main aap se shaadi kar lu. Aap to kuch karne hi nahi waale the, aur us din pata nahi mere se ye kaam ho gaya.

Maa ki ye baate sun kar main hasne lag gaya. Tabhi meri maa ne hairaan ho kar kaha-

Maa: Aap kyu hass rahe hai?

Ispe maine kaha: Tumhe pata nahi hai, ki maine hi usko bola tha, ki wo tumhe pata le. Aur baad mein usne tujhe nashe ki goli de di thi, jisse mera aur tumhara kaam ho gaya tha.

Tabhi meri maa ko hassi aa gayi, aur maa ne mujhe kaha-

Maa: Maine socha tha, ki main hi pagal ho gayi thi, aur aapka kaam tha ye sab.

Fir maine car rok di aur kaha-

Main: Mummy suno, abhi bhi main aapko kehta hu, ki agar aapko bura laga hai, to main shaadi nahi karunga.

Tabhi meri maa ne kaha: Nahi beta, ab main tujhse hi shaadi karungi, aur hum ek badhiya si zindagi jiyenge aur maza karenge.

Ispe maine maa se kaha: Thanks meri mummy.

Tabhi maa ne kaha: Nahi ab mummy nahi. Ab main aapki biwi hu.

Ispe maine kaha: Maza aa jayega aaj to tere sath suhag-raat mana kar.

Aur baato-baato mein hum mall mein pahunch gaye. Waha par meri maa ne kaafi zyada shopping ki, jo ki shaadi ke baad waale kapde the. Wo kapde meri maa meri biwi banne ke baad pehan-ne wali thi.

Meri maa ne kaafi kuch liya apne liye, aur mere liye bhi kaafi kuch liya. Fir kuch der ke baad main aur meri maa ek jewellery shop se nikal rahe the. Tabhi meri maa ne kaha-

Maa: Idhar aao naa, ek cheez mujhe pasand aayi hai.

Tabhi maine kaha: Chal meri jaan.

Fir meri maa ne ek naak mein daalne wala Koka dekha, jo dekh kar meri maa ko khoob zyada pasand aaya tha. Uske baad maa ne meri taraf dekha, aur mujhe boli-

Maa: Ye lena hai mujhe.

Jab uska rate hamne poocha, to wo 1 lakh ka tha. Rate sun kar meri maa ne kaha-

Maa: Nahi lena ye mujhe. Ye to bas ek zewar hai, mujhe to aapka pyar chahiye.

Ye bol kar maa ne mera hath pakda, aur mujhe lekar baahar aa gayi. Baahar aake hum dono car mein baith gaye. Fir main car mein se wapas baahar nikla. Aur ye dekh kar maa ne mujhse poocha-

Maa: Kya ho gaya?

Maine meri maa se kaha: Main ek cheez bhool gaya.

Ye sun kar meri maa ne kaha: Jaldi le aao, ghar par bhi jana hai.

Maine maa se kaha: Theek hai, main bas 2 minute mein wapas aaya.

Fir main andar gaya, aur apne dosto ko phone kiya. Maine unse kaha, ki mujhe pasie chahiye, kyuki mujhe maa ke liye gift lena tha. Tabhi un sab ne kaha-

Dost: Tujhe uske liye gift lena hai, to hame usse kya lena hai?

Tabhi maine kaha: Tum log bhi maa ki chudai kar lena, aur main tumhe mana nahi karunga.

Ye sun kar wo sab paise dene ke liye taiyaar ho gaye, aur unhone paise send kar diye. Fir maine maa ke liye wo koka le liya, aur fir maa ko dene ke liye gift box mein pack karwa liya.

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