Namskaar dosto, ab jo aap padhne jaa rahe hai, wo ek sach hai. Kripya aapse anurodh hai, ki aap ise kisi kahani ke roop me naa le.
Ek baar Mai aapko dobara bata du, ki ye ek sach hai ek-dum. Sachaayi hai ye bikul, to please isko poora padhe aur wo bhi dhyaan se. Agar aap isko aadha-adhoora padhne waale hai, to rehne de.
Kyuki poora padhe bina, aap iska aanand nahi le paayenge aur agar poora padhenge, to jitna aanand aapko aayega, utna kabhi bhi nahi aaya hoga.
To shuruaat karte hue aapko bata du, ki mere ghar me Mai (Rishu-22 years), Mummy (Rekha-41 years), Behan(Surbhi-20 years), Bhai (Anmol-18 years), Chacha (Naresh-35 years) and Dada-Dadi rehte hai.
Kyuki poora padhe bina, aap iska aanand nahi le paayenge aur agar poora padhenge, to jitna aanand aapko aayega, utna kabhi bhi nahi aaya hoga.
To shuruaat karte hue aapko bata du, ki mere ghar me Mai (Rishu-22 years), Mummy (Rekha-41 years), Behan(Surbhi-20 years), Bhai (Anmol-18 years), Chacha (Naresh-35 years) and Dada-Dadi rehte hai.
Meri Mummy ka rang gehua aur thoda bhara hua badan hai. Unke stanno ki banawat unke shareer ko behad khoobsurat banaati hai. Kyuki unke stann aaj bhi ek-dum gol aur sakth hai, jo ki har mard ko lajawaab lagte hai.
Dosto, wo dekhne me itni kaamuk lagti hai, ki kabhi-kabhi Mai bhi unki taraf aakarshit ho jata hu. Mere Chacha Delhi mein DDA me govt. job karte hai. Unka rang saawla, shareer se tandrust aur rehne ka dhang acha hai.
6 saal pehle ki ye ghatna hai. Mere Pita ji ka zyada drink karne ki wajah se swarg-vaas ho gaya tha aur iska seedha asar Mummy par pada tha, kyuki unke jaane ke baad, Mummy bhut udaas rehne lagi thi.
Samay beet-ta gaya aur dekhte hi dekhte 1 saal se zyada guzar gaya aur fir ghar me Chacha ki shaadi ki baat chalne lagi, kyuki unki umar ho rahi thi. To Dada-Dadi Chacha ki shaadi Mummy se karwaane ki sochne lage aur Dada ji ne Chacha ko is baare me baat karte hue samjhaya.
Dada ji : Dekh beta, ladki dekhne me samay lagta hai aur aaj kal ka mahaul, to tu jaanta hi hai aur Rekha bhut ache pariwaar se hai. To kyu naa tu usi se shaadi kar le.
Chacha: Nahi Pita ji, wo meri Bhabhi hai. Ye baat Mai sapne me bhi nahi soch sakta aur unke itne bade bachhe bhi hai. Ye aap kya baat kar rahe ho.
Dada ji: Beta Mai sahi keh raha hu. Kya ho gaya, agar wo widhwa hai to. Kya usko dobara zindagi jeene ka hak nahi hai? Wo bhi insaan hai aur itne dino se hamaare ghar ka khayaal rakh rahi hai. Tum sab ka ache se dhyaan rakh rahi hai, isliye tujhse keh raha hu. Tu shaadi ke liye haa kar de.
Chacha(bhut der tak baat-cheet karne ke baad): Theek hai Pita ji, mujhe thoda time chahiye aur Mai Bhabhi se bhi is baare me baat karunga.
Dada ji: Theek hai beta, ache se sochna.
Aur waha yahi baat, Daadi Mummy ko samjhaane ke liye gayi thi.
Daadi: Rekha, beta tujhse ek baat karni thi.
Mummy: Ji Maa ji kahiye.
Daadi: Beta tujhe to pata hi hai, ki abhi ghar me kitna bada haadsa hua hai aur ek aurat hone ke naate Mai samajh sakti hu, ki tujhpe kya beet rahi hai. Isliye tere Sasur aur maine decision liya hai, ki tu Naresh se shaadi kar le.
Mummy: Maa ji Mai aapki bhut izzat karti hu aur mere baare me itna sochne ke liye, Mai aapko aabhari hu. Par ab dobara shaadi karne ka Mai nahi soch sakti, kyuki naa to meri umar rahi hai aur bachhe bhi bade ho gaye hai.
Daadi: Beta, to kya ho gaya. Tujhe bhi zindagi me aage badhna chahiye aur kon sa tu buddhi ho gayi hai. Mai to bas yahi chaahti hu, ki ghar me achi bahu aaye aur tere se achi bahu kon ho sakti hai, is ghar me aur Naresh bhi to ek acha ladka hai aur uski sarkaari naukri bhi hai.
Chacha Delhi Development Authority me UDC ki post par the.
Daadi: Dekh Beta, maan ja. Tum dono ki khushi ke liye hi Mai ye keh rahi hu aur Naresh bhi tujhse is baare me baat karne wala hai.
Mummy(sochte hue): Maa ji aap Naresh se hi is baare me baat kar lijiye.
Daadi: Haa wo pehle hi tere Sasur ji ne Naresh se baat kar li hai. Bas tum dono aapas me baat kar lena.
Thodi der baad, Chacha Mummy ke room me aate hai. Us samay Mai Mummy ke room me leta hua tha.
Chacha: Bhabhi.
Mummy: Haa Naresh, kaho.
Chacha: Aapse kuch zaroori baat karni thi.
Mummy: Haa bolo.
Chachaji: Yaha nahi, akele me.
Mummy: Yaha baat kar sakte ho, Rishu soya hua hai.
Par Mai soya hua nahi tha, kewal aankhen band thi aur Mai apna muh un dono ki taraf karke hi leta hua tha.
Chacha: Bhabhi Pita ji mere paas aaye the aur meri shaadi aapse karne ke liye keh rahe the.
Mummy(aankhen neeche karte hue): Haa, Maa ji bhi mere paas yahi baat karne ke liye aayi thi. Tum khade kyu ho, baith jao.
Mai apne kaano ko dono ki baat sunne ke liye thoda aur khol leta hu. Chacha Mummy ke paas hi palang par baith jaate hai. Dosto us samay Mummy ne gehre gale ka aur kaale rang ka suit pehna hua tha.
Suit thoda tight tha aur Mummy ke stanno ki daraare saaf-saaf dikh rahi thi aur Mummy ne gale me chunni bhi nahi daal rakhi thi.
Chacha: To Bhabhi is baare me aapki kya raaye hai ?
Mummy: Dekho Naresh tum mere devar ho aur mere baare me sab jaante hi ho. Mai tumse umar me bhi 6 saal badi hu. Mere bachhe bhi bade ho gaye hai, to ye sab fainsla Mai tum par hi chodhti hu, kyuki Mai kisi par bojh nahi banna chaahti. Tum jo bhi faisnla loge, Mai usi me sehmat houngi.
Chacha: Bhabhi ye aap kaisi baat kar rahi ho. Aap kisi par bhi bojh nahi ho, balki aapne hamesha apna ghar ache se lekar hi chala hai. Mai sab kuch samajhta hu aur bas aakhri baar poochta hu, ki aapko is shaadi se koi aitraaz to nahi ?
Mummy( thoda chup rehne ke baad): Agar tumhe koi aitraaz nahi, to mujhe bhi nahi.
Chacha: Theek hai Bhabhi, to Mai aapse shaadi karne ke liye taiyaar hu.
Mummy(thodi dheemi awaaz me): Ek baar fir soch lo Naresh. Mai tumse koi zabardasti nahi kar rahi hu.
Chacha: Haa Bhabhi aap mujhe pasand ho aur aapko Mai pasand hu ?
Mummy(ek halki si hassi ke saath): Haa, mujhe bhi tum pasand ho.
Chacha Mummy ko ek dheemi hassi ke saath, thodi der tak upar se neeche tak dekhte hai aur fir bina kuch kahe chale jaate hai.
Aur fir shaam ke samay Chacha aur Mummy, hum teeno Bhai-behano se bhi is baare me baat karte hai aur poochte hai-
Chacha: Tum logo ko to is shaadi se koi aitraaz nahi ?
Aur hum teeno bhi samajh-daari ke saath unhe kehte hai-
Hum teeno: Hame kisi tarah ka koi aitraaz nahi hai.
Sach me dosto, Chacha aur Mummy hum teeno ke muh se apni shaadi ke liye haa sun kar bhut khush hote hai. Dosto takreeban 1 maheene baad, dono ki shaadi tai hoti hai aur Mandir me hi shaadi karne ka, dono ki raza-mandi se nirnay liya jata hai aur isse pehle unki court marriage hoti hai.
Shaadi waale din fir Mandir me jaate hue, hum teeno Bhai-behan, mere Nana-Nani, aur Dada-Dadi hote hai.
Pandit dwara lag-bhag 2 ghante me mantra padhe jaane ke baad, Chacha Mummy ki maang me sindoor, gale me Warmala aur Mangal-Sutra baandh dete hai aur fir pandit ji bolte hai-
Pandit: Ye vivah ab sampann hua.
Aur fir Pandit ji Chacha se kehte hai : Beta tumne ek vidhwa se shaadi karke, usko ek nayi zindagi di hai aur ek nek kaam kiya hai. Bhagwaan tum dono ko khush aur sukhi rakhe.
Aur fir dono Pandit ji, Dada-Dadi aur Nana-Nani ka ashirwaad lete hai. Saath hi saath mere Nana-Nani bhi dono ko ashirwaad dete hai aur Chacha ji se kehte hai-
Nana-Nani: Naresh beta, sach me tumne hamaari Beti se shaadi karke bhut bada ehsaan kiya hai.
Is par Chacha Nana-Nani se kehte hai: Ye aap kaisi baat kar rahe hai. Ye koi ehsaan nahi balki mera farz tha.
Chacha ki is baat par, Mummy Chacha ki taraf thoda haste hue dekhti hai, jo ki unhe bhut acha lagta hai. Ab hota ye hai, ki hum sabhi log shaadi hone ke baad, Mandir se ghar aa jaate hai.
Ghar aane ke baad Nana-Nani ghar waalo se wida leke apne ghar nikal jaate hai. Lag-bhag raat ke 9 baje sab log khaana khaate hai aur fir baat karke 10 baje ke baad, Dada-Dadi sone chale jaate hai.
Fir 5 minute baad Surbhi aur Anmol Chacha ji ke room me sone ke liye chale jaate hai aur Mai Roz ki tarah, Mummy ke room me jaakar let jata hu. Kyuki Pita ji ke jaane ke baad, Mai Mummy ke saath hi sota tha.
Dosto ab mujhe aapko ye to bataane ki zaroorat nahi hai, ki shaadi ki pehli raat suhaag-raat kehlaati hai aur Chacha ki to ye pehli haseen raat hone waali thi.
Mummy dinner ke baad, bartan saaf karke aur kitchen ki light off karke apne room me aa jaati hai aur Chacha ji us samay washroom me hote hai. Mummy ke kamre me ek bada palang hai, jis par ek achi khaasi jagah hai.
Mai kamre me sone ka naatak karta hu, kyuki dosto Maine aaj-tak kisi ko sambhog karte hue nahi dekha tha aur wo bhi jab Papa ke alawa koi aur mard meri Mummy ke saath ye sab kare.
Meri hamesha se hi ye kalpana aur mere mann ki ek gehri ichha rahi hai, ki apni Mummy ko kisi doosre mard se sambhog karte hue dekhu.
Ab Mummy room me aati hai. Us samay Mummy ne laal rang ki saree aur peeche se khula hua blouse pehna hua tha, jo unke stanno ko ek acha aakaar de raha tha.
Mai ek taraf kone me kamre ke darwaaze ki taraf muh karke leta hua tha. Kyuki us din Mai halka sa bhi mauka, apne haatho se nahi dene jana chaahta tha. Mummy apne aapko sheeshe me, apne sundar baalo se clip nikaal kar, unhe kholti hui idhar-udhar har tareeke se muskuraate hue dekh rahi thi.
Mummy apni saree ke palle ko jhatka maar kar, sahi kar rahi thi aur apne petticoat ko sarka kar apni naabhi se neeche baandh rahi thi. Isse saaf zaahir ho raha tha, ki aaj raat jo hone wala hai, wo kitna aanand-maye hoga.
Wo dressing table se ek maroon rang ki lipstik nikaal kar lagaate hue, apne naram hontho par jeebh ko bhi fira rahi thi. Dosto Mai aapko bata nahi sakta, ki Mai us samay apne aap ko kitna sambhaale baitha tha.
Mann to kar raha tha, ki Mummy ko saamne se jaake apni baaho me bheench lu aur unke lipstick lage hontho par ek gehra chumban dekar, unke naazuk, geele aur namkeen hontho ko bina kisi rukawat ke ek lambe samay tak choosta rahu.
Raat ke 10:45 ka samay tha. Lipstik lagaane ke baad, Mummy palang ki chaadar ko theek hi kar rahi thi aur itne me hi Chacha darwaza khat-khataate hai aur Mummy darwaza kholne se pehle, apne blouse ke upar ka ek hook khol leti hai aur pallu ko thoda daayi taraf sarka leti hai.
Isse unke stanno ke beech ki daraare dikhayi dene lagti hai. Dosto is baat se aap andaza laga sakte hai, ki Mummy 6 saalo se sambhog karne ke liye kitni pyaasi rahi hongi.
Mummy sharmaate hue, gate kholti hai aur saamne Chacha hote hai. Dono ek-doosre ko dekh kar mann hi mann me muskuraate hai aur fir andar aate hai. Mummy bed par baith jaati hai aur Chacha mujhe leta hua dekh kar, Mummy se kehte hai-
Chacha: Bhabhi ye yaha kya kar raha hai?
Mummy: Us din se ye mere akelepan ki wajah se yahi sota hai aur ab bhi so raha hai.
Chacha: To isko utha do aur mere room me bhej do.
Mummy: Jaane bhi do. Gehri neend me soya hua hai. Neend kharaab ho jayegi uski.
Chacha ji: Agar raat me uth gaya to ?
Mummy(haste hue): Nahi uthega. Ek baar so jata hai, to seedha subha hi aankh khulti hai iski.
Chacha: Pakka naa ?
Mummy: Oho! bilkul pakka. Nahi uthega wo. Ab aap baith bhi jao, khade kyu ho ?
Chacha (baith-te hue): Lo baith gaya Mai.
Mummy: Itni door kyu baithe ho? Paas aa jao.
Chacha thoda darte hue, Mummy ke paas sarakte hai. Mummy Chacha ki hich-kichaahat samajhte hue unke paas aa jaati hai.
Chacha(thoda chup rehne ke baad, baat shuru karte hue): Bhabhi aap waise bhut khoobsurat lag rahi ho .
Mummy: Ab bhi mujhe Bhabhi bologe ? Shaadi ho chuki hai hamaari.
Chacha: Theek hai ji, aap hi bata do kya kehke bulau tumhe ?
Mummy: Isme kehne waali kya baat hai. Naam leke bulaya karo mera.
Chacha: Theek hai Rekha. Ab se Mai tumhe tumhaare naam se pukaarunga.
Mummy sharmaate hue nazre neeche karke ek nazar Chacha ko dekhti hai. Dono chup baithe rehte hai, jaise ki unke paas karne ke liye kuch baat hi naa ho. Lekin dosto aapko to pata hi hai, ki ek mard ke liye aurat kya mayene rakhti hai.
Wo bhi us din, jab unki pehli raat ho. Isi ke chalte hue, himmat karke Chacha shuruaat karte hue Mummy ka haath pakad lete hai. Dosto aapko kya batau, ki Mummy ki aankhon me ek alag hi pyaas si dikhti hai aur Chacha saath hi saath Mummy ki aankhon me dekhte hue kehte hai.
Chacha: Rekha tumse aaj bhut kuch kehne ka Mann hai, agar tum ijazat do to.
Mummy: Isme ijazat kaisi, apni patni se aap kuch bhi keh sakte ho aur ye aapka hak hai.
Dosto samajh lijiye, ki Mummy ke yahi kehne ka Chacha intezaar kar rahe the.
Chacha Mummy ke dono kandho par haath rakh kar bhut halke se unhe bed ke sirhaane ki taraf dhakelte hai aur baalo me haath ferte hue kehte hai-
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