To kahani kuch is tarah se shuru hoti hai. Meri Ammi ka naam Jamila hai aur Abbu ka naam Usman hai. Hum ek chaul me rehte hai. Jaha hum rehte hai, waha hamara ghar sabse aakhir me hai aur uske baad jungle aur pahaadi ilaka shuru ho jata hai.
Abbu ek carpenter hai aur bahut mehnat ka kaam karte hai. Abbu din bhar dukaan par hi rehte hai. Dopahar me dukaan se ek ladka aata hai aur khaane ka dibba leke chala jata hai. Abbu raat ko 9 baje dukaan band karte hai aur fir ghar wapas aa jaate hai.
Hamaari gali zyada chaudi nahi hai aur andar sirf bike, cycle aur scooter hi aa sakte hai. Gali choti hone ki wajah se jo Sabji-waale bhi aate hai, wo gali ke baahar tak hi aate hai aur wahi se wapas chale jaate hai.
Subha-subha Ammi ko Abbu ke khaane ki jaldi rehti hai, isliye us waqt wo baahar nahi jaa paati. Ammi ne bahut baar Sabji-waale ko bola hai, ki gali ke andar kuch sabjiya leke aa jaya kare.
Hamaari gali zyada chaudi nahi hai aur andar sirf bike, cycle aur scooter hi aa sakte hai. Gali choti hone ki wajah se jo Sabji-waale bhi aate hai, wo gali ke baahar tak hi aate hai aur wahi se wapas chale jaate hai.
Subha-subha Ammi ko Abbu ke khaane ki jaldi rehti hai, isliye us waqt wo baahar nahi jaa paati. Ammi ne bahut baar Sabji-waale ko bola hai, ki gali ke andar kuch sabjiya leke aa jaya kare.
Fir Sabji-wala gali me sabji leke aane laga. Wo sab jagah ghoom kar, bachi kuchi sabjiya leke gali me aane laga. Wo thaal me sabji daal kar le aata aur apni haath gaadi gali ke baahar hi chodh aata tha.
Ammi ke naam uski personality ko ek-dum suit karta tha. Ammi kuch aisi thi, ki jo bhi usko dekhe. Usko jaam ka nasha chadh jaaye. Ammi ka nasha to sharaab se bhi bura tha. Ammi din bhar ghar par baithi bore ho jaya karti thi.
Hamara khaana hone ke baad, Mai aur Ammi dopahar ko sote the. Mai ab 12 baje tak school se wapas aa jaya karta tha. Mai 15 saal ka ho chuka tha, fir bhi Ammi mujhe apni god me leke soti thi. Mujhe Ammi ne unke dudu peene ka nasha sa laga diya tha.
Jee haa dopahar ko sone ke time pe Ammi mujhe apni god me bhar leti thi aur apni nighty se apne mamme baahar nikaal kar mujhe choosne ko kehti thi. Mai jab masti se Ammi ke mamme choosta tha, tab Ammi ka haath apne aap hi neeche chala jata tha.
Ammi masti me apni nighty utha deti thi aur taange hawa me utha kar ungliya chut me daalne lagti thi. Mujhe ye sab dikhta tha, kyuki Ammi mujhse sharmaati nahi thi. Lekin isse aage badhne ki meri kabhi himmat nahi hui aur naa hu Ammi ne mujhe kabhi kuch karne ko kaha.
Ammi bas mujhe baaho me leke apne mamme choosne ko bolti thi aur jab Ammi jhadne waali hoti thi, to mujhe apne nipples ko kaatne ko bolti hai. Mera nunnu ab bada ho gaya tha aur khada hoke 6 inch ka hone laga tha.
Ek din aise hi chal raha tha. Achanak khidki khuli aur Sabji-wala chillaya-
Sabji-wala: Sabji lelo bhabhi ji.
Aur ye keh kar wo hame dekhne lag gaya. Ammi darwaza to band kar deti thi, lekin us din shayad khidki band karna bhool gayi thi. Mai Ammi ke mamme choos raha tha aur Ammi apni chut me ungli kar rahi thi.
Sabji-waale ko dekh kar maine turant Ammi ki nighty neeche ki aur mamme nighty ke andar kar diye. Fir maine darwaza khola aur Sabji-waale ko gaaliya dene lag gaya. Maine bola-
Mai: Kya re bhadwe, tere ko akal nahi hai saale chinaal ki aulaad, jo doosro ke ghar me jhaankta hai. Maa ke laude kahi ke.
Ye sab sun kar wo darr gaya aur usne maafi maangni shuru kar di. Ab hamara karyakram thodi der se hone laga tha. Ab jab wo sabji de jata, uske baad hi hum kuch karte the. 5-7 din baad sab normal ho gaya. Ab Ammi us Sabji-waale se hass-hass kar baat karne lagi thi.
Wo bhi Ammi se mazaak-masti karta tha. Ek din wo Ammi ki tareef karke usko taad ke jhaad par chadha raha tha.
Sabji-wala: Aap kitni khoobsurat lagti hai. Aapko dekh kar koi keh hi nahi sakta, ki aapka ek beta bhi hai. Aisa lagta hi nahi, ki wo aapka beta hai. Wo to aapka chota Bhai lagta hai.
Ammi uski baate sun kar hasne lagi aur boli: Kuch bhi bolte ho tum. Chalo sabji do.
Wo us din mooli leke aaya tha, to wo Ammi ko bola-
Sabji-wala : Le lijiye Bhabhi ji, lambi-lambi mooli.
Ammi usko dekhne lag gayi, kyuki wo double meaning baate kar raha tha.
Sabji-wala( mooli dete hue): Isko khaa lijiyega, to dil me thandak aa jayegi.
Fir Ammi boli: Kya bol raha hai bhadwe.
To wo bola: Arre Bhabhi ji, gusse kyu hoti hai. Gaaon se hamaare kheto ki special mooli leke aaya hu, khaa kar to dekhiye.
Aur wo baato-baato me kuch aisa bol gaya, ki saara mahaul hi badal gaya.
Sabji-wala: Mera moola isse kahi zyada bada hai, aap khayengi kya? Kab tak bachhe aur apne haath ko thakaati rahengi? Kabhi is bande ko bhi aazma kar dekhiye.
Ammi bikul chup thi aur usko bas dekhe jaa rahi thi. Usko Ammi gaali dene hi waali thi, ki usne pant ki zip khol kar lund baahar nikala aur Ammi ke haatho me de diya.
Ammi ne jab itna bada lund apne haath me dekha. To Ammi ki saanse tez ho gayi. Ammi ne turant lund ko chodh diya aur boli-
Ammi: Arre gaandu, ye khulle me kya harkate karta hai. Maidaan me kuch bhi karta hai maadarchod. Agar fir kabhi aisa kiya to iske Abbu ko bol kar teri khaal udhedh doongi.
Fir wo chala gaya, lekin Ammi ne mujhse us din mamme nahi chuswaye. Ammi apne aap hi apni chut me ungli kiye jaa rahi thi. Shayad Ammi din bhar Sabji-waale ke lund ke baare me hi soch rahi thi. Ammi ke khayaalo me ab wahi Sabji-wala ghoom raha tha.
Agle din jab wo firse sabji leke aaya, to Ammi sabji lene ke liye baahar gayi. Jaise hi Ammi sabji lene ke liye jhuki, to Sabji-waale ko Ammi ke mamme dikh gaye. Ammi jaan-boojh kar usko apne Mamme dikha rahi thi.
Fir Sabji-waale ne idhar-udhar dekh aur Ammi ko daboch liya. Fir wo Ammi ke mamme masalne lag gaya. Ammi ne usko thappad maarne shuru kiye aur boli-
Ammi: Pagal ho gaya hai kya gaandu. Bachha hai ghar me. Sun aisa kar, aadhe ghante me wapas aake mil. Mai tere moole ko shaant kar deti hu.
Fir wo hass kar baahar chala gaya. Ammi bhi kaafi khush lag rahi thi. Maine jab Ammi ke mamme choosne shuru kiye, to Ammi ki saanse tez ho gayi thi. Mujhe mehsoos ho gaya tha, ki Ammi mujhe sulana chaahti hai. Fir Ammi ne mere upar chaadar daal di.
Thodi der me darwaza khatakne ki awaaz aayi. Ammi ne darwaza khola aur Sabji-wala andar aa gaya. Ammi ne usko andar leke darwaaze ki kundi laga di. Wo andar aate hi Ammi par jhapat pada. Mujhe dikhayi to nahi de raha tha, lekin Ammi ki payal ki awaaz aa rahi thi.
Fir usne Ammi ko uthaya aur mere side pe liya diya. Wo Ammi ke upar aake chadh gaya. Fir Ammi usko boli-
Ammi: Aahista karo, bachha so raha hai. Usko jagana nahi hai.
Fir wo dono chaalu ho gaye aur dono ki chumma-chaati ki awaaz poore room me goonj rahi thi. Wo Ammi ko nigty utaarne ko bol raha tha aur Ammi mana kar rahi thi. Aakhir-kaar usne Ammi ki nighty utaar hi di aur khud bhi nanga ho gaya. Fir maine Ammi ko kehte hue suna-
Ammi: Abe ye kya hai? Aadmi ka hai, ya gadhe ka hai ye? Saale teri biwi to marr jaati hogi isko andar leke.
Fir wo bola: Meri biwi ko aadat ho gayi hai isko andar lene ki. Isko choose bagair ab usko neend nahi aati hai, jaise aaj ke baad aapko bhi nahi aayegi.
Fir usne Ammi ko lund choosne ke liye bola. Wo Ammi ke muh me lund pelne lag gaya aur gop gop ki awaaze aani shuru ho gayi thi.
Fir wo bola: Kya mast badan hai aapka. Agar aisi aurat mujhe mili hoti, to Mai khush rakhta aur ghar se baahar nahi jaane deta kabhi.
Ammi boli: Haa haa chal ab dekhte hai, ki tujhme kitna dum hai.
Wo Ammi ko chodne laga tha, lekin Ammi ne usko pehle chut chaat kar geeli karne ko bola. Ab usne shayad chut chaatni shuru kar di thi. Ammi usko bata rahi thi-
Ammi: Haa aise hi chaato, thoda upar, haa yahi beech me. Haa aise hi karte raho. Andar daal na jeebh apni, haa aise hi ghumao.
Fir Ammi ne apni taange failayi aur wo Ammi ki taango ke beech me aa gaya. Usne apna lund Ammi ki chut ke muh par rakha aur zor ka dhakka diya. Pehle dhakke me Uska aadha lund Ammi ki chut me chala gaya aur Ammi ki cheekh nikal gayi.
Ammi: Aahh.. abe saale faad dega kya, baahar nikaal isko aaahh…
Wo Ammi ki baat sun nahi raha tha. Usne Ammi ki nighty uske muh me daal di aur uski chudai karne lag gaya. Ab Ammi ki dabi hui awaaz aa rahi thi. Ammi ummm.. oooooo.. eee.. kar rahi thi.
Usne dhakko ki speed badha di thi. Room me pach-pach ki awaaze aa rahi thi. Ab usna paani nikalne wala tha aur usne Ammi ko bola-
Sabji-wala: Mera nikalne wala hai, kaha nikaalu?
To Ammi ne kaha: Baahar nikaal, kahi andar mat nikaal dena.
Fir usne Ammi ke pet ke upar maal nikaal diya. Fir usne apne kapde pehne aur chala gaya. Ab Ammi se chala bhi nahi jaa raha tha. Jab Abbu ne Ammi se poocha , to Ammi ne kaha, ki usne mirchi khaa li thi aur uski gaand jal rahi hai.
Lekin asli baat kya thi, wo mujhe maloom thi. Iske baad to ye aam hi ho gaya tha. Wo roz dopahar ko aata aur Mai sone ka naatak kar raha hota. Wo Ammi ko ache se chodta aur wapas chala jata.
Fir wo zyada der baithne lag gaya tha. Ab wo chai-paani karke jata tha. Ab wo mere saamne bhi Mummy ko kambal me le-jaake chod deta tha. Mai saamne tv dekh raha hota, to peeche unki chudai chal rahi hoti.
Channel change karte hue jab black screen aati thi, Mai usme un dono ki chudai ka nazaara dekhta tha. Wo Ammi ko randi ki tarah chod raha hota tha. Ammi bhi poore maze se usse apni chudai karwaati thi.
Is ghatna ko kam se kam ab 6 maheene ho chuke the. Ab to jaise wo ghar ka member ban gaya tha. Wo ghar aata, hum teeno khaana khaate, fir wo sone ke bahaane Ammi ko chod deta. Fir wo khaa-pee kar wapas chala jata.
Ab wo Ammi se paise maangne lag gaya tha. Ammi ne 1-2 baar usko paise diye. Lekin ek baar usne gusse me aake Ammi ko peetna shuru kar diya. Ammi ne usko ghar se nikaal diya aur dhamki di, ki agar wo dobara gali me dikha, to Ammi Abbu ko bol dengi.
Uske baad wo nahi aaya, lekin jaane se pehle wo Ammi ke badan ko gadreela karke gaya tha. Ammi ke mamme papeete jaise ho gaye the aur uski gaand bhi nikli hui thi. Ab Mai bhi bada ho gaya tha.
Ab meri nazre Ammi par thi. Maine Ammi ko pataya aur uski chudai shuru ki. Ammi ki chut me aag lagi hui thi, to koi lund to chahiye hi tha Ammi ko. Ab Ammi bhi mujhse maze se chudwaati thi.