Sabzi waale ne biwi chodi

Ab main story par aata hu. Mere lund ka size 5 inch hai. Zyada mota lund nahi hai mera, aur mera paani bhi jaldi nikal jata hai. Bahut si medicines try kar chuka hu, par koi zyada faida nahi hota hai.

Ye baat 3 months pehle ki hai. Richa aur meri life normal chal rahi thi. Par us din hamari life poori change ho gayi. Main morning 9 baje office jata hu. Us din bhi main Richa ko bye bol kar office ke liye nikal gaya. 11 baje ke kareeb meri tabiyat kharaab hone lagi, to main boss ko bol kar ghar ke liye wapas aa gaya.

Ghar jab pahuncha to dekha ghar ke door ke paas sabzi ki tokri rakhi hui thi. Fir maine door ke keyhole se andar dekha to koi nazar nahi aa raha tha. To maine apni key se door khola, aur andar chala gaya.

Tab mere room se Richa ki awaaz aa rahi thi: Please aisa mat karo.