Toh ab ek aur subah Goukuldham me ho gyi thi, aur sabhi ke sabhi apne ghar me kaam kar rhe the. Par isse pahle pichhle par me Jetha aur Sukhi ki masti ke baare me jarur padh lena.
Sabse pehle Jetha laal ke ghar chalte hai.
Jetha laal naha kar bapu ji aur Tapu ke sath nashta kar rha tha, aur Daya kitchen me apna kaam kar rhi thi.
Tabhi Tarak whan aa jata hai aur wo dekhta hai, ki puri ki puri Gada family nashata kar rhi hai. Sath hi wo Daya ki kamar aur gand dekh kar aur jyada khush ho jata hai.
Jetha laal naha kar bapu ji aur Tapu ke sath nashta kar rha tha, aur Daya kitchen me apna kaam kar rhi thi.
Tabhi Tarak whan aa jata hai aur wo dekhta hai, ki puri ki puri Gada family nashata kar rhi hai. Sath hi wo Daya ki kamar aur gand dekh kar aur jyada khush ho jata hai.
Ek dam se Tarak Mehta kitchen me ja kar Daya ki gand ko masal deta hai, aur Daya ko ek dam se maja aa jata hai. Fir wo Tarak o dekh kar hasne lag jati hai.
Tarak ko dekh kar Jetha laal bola – Aayo Mehta sahab aayo kya baat hai, wese kiss kaam ke liye aana hua?
Tarak – Kuch nhi Jetha laal wo yaar mera mobile kharab ho gya hai, wo le aya tha. Toh tum is dukan par ja kar thik karwa dena.
Jetha laal – Haan mehta sahab kyo nhi, aaj aapka mobile thik ho jayega. Aap baitho aur nashta karo naa.
Tabhi Jetha laal ko kuch yaad aaya aur wo bola – Sorry Mehta shab maine aapko nashte ke liye bola, darsal Daya ko Anjali bhabhi ne mana kiya hai aur fir Daya ki mujhse ladai hogi.
Tarak – Nhi nhi Daya bhabhi kuch nhi bolegi, kyoki main kal unka ke kaam kiya tha. Isliye Daya bhabhi kuch nhi bolegi, kyo Daya bhabhi aapko yaad hai naa?
Daya ko yaad aa jata hai, ki Tarak us chudai ki baad kar rha hai jo us din Tarak ne uski kari thi.
Daya – Haan Mehta shabh aapka kaam mujhe kafi acha laga tha, isliye aapko ye sab kuch khane ko milega aap jo marji kha skate hai.
Fir Tarak baith gya aur wo Jetha laal bola – Wah Mehta sahabh aapne aisa kya kaam kar diya Daya ka, jo wo aapke liye Anjali bhabhi se lad legi?
Tarak – Kyo Daya bhabhi bta dun kya?
Daya – Kuch nhi Tapu ke papa wo kya baat hai naa.
Tarak – Main bta deta hun Daya bhabhi, Jetha laal kal Daya bhabhi ke phone se Sunder ka number nhi lag rha tha. Toh main ghar par aaya aur Daya bhabhi ko phone laga kar maine de diya, bas itna sa kaam tha.
Jetha laal – Acha ye baat hai kya, acha Daya aur kya bol rha tha Sunder?
Daya ek dam se dar gyi ki ab wo kya jawab degi, toh wo boli – Kuch nhi wese hi wo mera haal chal puch rha tha, aur aap aur khana lijiye naa.
Tabhi Tarak ko Daya bhabhi apne hatho se ek jalbi aur fafade ke piche se uski plate me rkhti hai. Ab tak Daya ko dekh kar uska lund khada ho jata hai.
Jisko dekh kar Daya ko masti aa gyi thi, aur fir wo apne hatho ko niche karek Tarak ke khade lund ko masalna shuru kar deti hai. Tarak ko ab maja aane lagta hai, aur tabhi ek dam se Daya Tarak ke lund ko masal kar apna hath niche kar deti hai.
Isse Tarak ki chinkh nikal jati hai, aur fir Jetha laal bola – Kya hua Mehta shabh.
Tarak – Kuch nhi Jetha laal wo mere sant me dard hai, chalo main khana shuru karta hun.
Chamapak laal – Sun Tarak tere sant me dard hai, isliye tu ye nhi kha skata hai.
Tarak ko ek dam se gussa aata, par wo kuch nhi kar skata tha. Ye sun kar Champak laal bhi use galiya deta hai, aur Jetha laal bhi Tarak ki taraf dekhta hai.
Ab Chamapak laal Daya se bola – Bahu Mehta se ye palte le le.
Fir Daya na chahte hue bhi uske aage se wo plate utha leti hai, aur fir Mehta thoda gusse jane lagta hai. Par tabhi Jetha laal bola – Mehta shabh sorry aap bura mat maniye.
Tarak – Nhi nhi Jetha laal aisi koi baat nhi hai meri kismat hi kharab hai. Main tumhare liye kitna bhi kar lun par tum mere liye kuch nhi kar skate.
Tabhi Jetha laal ko laga ki Tarak thoda gussa ho gya, aur fir Tarak ko Jetha laal bola – Mehta sabah ye rehne do aapko aise cheezo ka chhodna hoga aur ye sab bulna hoga.
Tarak usko apna mobile de kar whan se chala gya, aur wo bola – Thik hai Jetha laal isko thik karwa dena.
Fir Tarak niche jane lagta hai, par Tarak ka man aaj kuch khane ka kar rha tha. Tabhi wo apne ghar ke bahar baith jata hai, aur fir wo kuch likhne lag gya.
Ab hum aate hai Roshan ke ghar par.
Roshan apne Garaage me jane ke liye tyar ho rha tha, aur Roshan apne bathroom me nahane ja rhi thi. Kyoki aaj uski chut me lagi hui thi.
Roshan ko sodhi ne kha – Suniye ji jaldi se bahar aajo aaj khoob maje karne wale hai.
Roshan – Tum ander hi jao ander hi maje kargen.
Sodhi – Nhi tu bahar aaja bed par maje karegen.
Fir Roshan nahane me dhayan dene lag gyi, aur Sodhi ke pass kisi ka phone aata hai. Aur use abhi ke abhi car leni thi, abhi Sodhi bina bataye apne Gagre me jane lagta hai.
Sodhi ja rha tha toh usko Tarak Mehta sahab udass dikhayi deta hai. Toh wo ruka aur wo bola – Kya hua Mehta sahbh aap itne udass kyo lag rhe ho?
Tarak use btata hai, ki usko mast khaana khana hai isliye wo udas hai.
Sodhi – Toh kya hua mehta sabah aap mere ghar par jao. Roshan ghar par hai usne aaj aalu ke parathe banate hai. Aur uske sath usne bahot kuch banaya hai, jao ghar aur pet bhar khao.
Tarak khane ka naan sun kar pagal ho gya aur wo bola – Thik hai Sodhi main abhi tere ghar jata hun, chalo tum bhi mere sath chalo.
Sodhi – Nhi mehta sabah mujhe toh thoda kaam hai, main wo karke aata hun. Aap chale jao ya mere aane ke baad hum dono sath me chalegen.
Tarak – Thik hai main wait karta hun, agar mujhse wait nhi hua toh main akela hi chala junga.
Fir Sodhi apne kaam par chala jata hai, pehle toh mehta sabah ne socha ki wo wait kar lega, par baad me usko laga ki usse wait nhi hoga.
Toh wo jaldi se Roshan ke ghar par chala gya.. Aur usne dekha ki uske ghar ka door khula hai aur uske ghar par koi nhi hai. Par tabhi Tarak ko Roshan ki aahh ahah ki awaj sunayi di.
Tarak ko laga ki ye awaj khan se aa rhi hai, aur Roshan bhabhi ko kya hua ye Tarak sochne laga.
Tabhi wo bathroom ki taraf gya aur usne dekha ki Roshan bathroom me hai, aur usko laga ki usko darwaja kholta hai aur dekhta hai ki ander kya hua hai.
Usne darwaja khola toh ander ka najara dekh kar wo pagal ho gya. Kyoki ander Roshan puri nangi ho kar naha rhi thi, aur uske boobs aur pure jism par pani ki boonde fisal rhi thi.
Uski chut me uski ungli thi, aur uski ankhne band thi. Ye dekh kar Tarak mehta ek dam se pagal ho gya. Tabhi uska lund bhi khada ho gya, wese toh Tarak yahan khana khane aaya tha.
Par ab wo Roshan ki chut khane ki sochne lag gya tha. Ab wo Roshan ko dekh kar pagal ho gya. Roshan ko ye pata nhi tha ki usko koi aur dekh rha hai.
Aur kisi ka lund use dekh kar khada ho gya. Tabhi Roshan ki Tarak mehta ne apne mobile me video bana li. Pata nhi kese Tarak ke dimag me ye video banane ka idea aaya tha.
Fir Tarak bahar aa gya aur fir Roshan naha kar bahar aayi.. Aur fir Tarak uske ghar se bahar aa gya aur uske bahar aane ka wait karne lag gya.
Ab aage kya hua, ye toh aapko meri kahani ke next part me pata chalega.
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